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*clears throat*
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Hi.. Do you need TomTom for the throat?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 12:05pm On Aug 11, 2014
tnuola:


Hi.. Do you need TomTom for the throat?
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Samguine:
Na. I don't need no Tom Tom. A peck from you is all I need. wink
shocked she's engaged!shocked

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 12:24pm On Aug 11, 2014
sweetyEse: shocked she's engaged!shocked
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Stress no dey gree me come here oo, I happened to be part of a CONTEMPORARY cultural dance. §o rehearsal has been keeping me so busy to the extent of me missing meals.

Ikare-Akoko camp(Ondo) has been fun so far regardless of the poor environment.

The food here is almost below the average level,24hour light(nepa and gen),toilet is just there..cultural dance is starting today,and I see platoon 10 winning grin

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 1:22pm On Aug 11, 2014
We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden Love Machine..yes, a Love Machine. Awkward sad

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Samguine: We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden Love Machine..yes, a Love Machine. Awkward sad
condom? Love Machine? sad shocked ,abeg mak u dey teach us as dem dey teach u ooo grin smiley wink

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 1:34pm On Aug 11, 2014
Samguine: We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden Love Machine..yes, a Love Machine. Awkward sad
Lol...the same hear ooo..funny guys cheesy
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I've been keeping my word as well. My word was that I wasn't going to come to the church.

One babe wey I dey eye even invite me con church today by 6p.m

I'm considering honouring the invitation cheesy
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Lol, that's the point bro.
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 1:51pm On Aug 11, 2014
tnuola:


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With your ring? grin grin

Dey dream
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 2:00pm On Aug 11, 2014
Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by tnuola(f): 2:10pm On Aug 11, 2014
rationalmind:

With your ring? grin grin

Dey dream

You'll be surprised... Thank God September ain't too far
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by tnuola(f): 2:12pm On Aug 11, 2014
rationalmind: Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.

Nawa o. Why kick a lady in her tummy? No matter what she's done its wrong o.. Women are very fragile

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Valentinooo: I go like drop some messages for her. hope you will help me deliver them when she comes?
Oook...Wetin be the message?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by highmey(m): 2:48pm On Aug 11, 2014
rationalmind: Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.

This is nonsense! angry

I frown at this report!

Can't she be given punishment, like frog jump or press-up?

This part of the reason(s) people would say the "NYSC scheme should be abolished"! angry

Sorry to that poor lady! cry

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by highmey(m): 2:56pm On Aug 11, 2014
tnuola:

Nawa o. Why kick a lady in her tummy? No matter what she's done its wrong o.. Women are very fragile

Very fragile! What if she's pregnant

The soldier no even consider that embarassed

Mehn! Women should be treated with respect!

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Valentinooo: 3:05pm On Aug 11, 2014
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Valentinooo: 3:07pm On Aug 11, 2014
rationalmind:

grin grin

I've been keeping my word as well. My word was that I wasn't going to come to the church.

One babe wey I dey eye even invite me con church today by 6p.m

I'm considering honouring the invitation cheesy
why won't you wink? But nothing do you sha
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Valentinooo: 3:19pm On Aug 11, 2014
Samguine: We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden dĺldo..yes, a dìldo. Awkward sad
I know you guys will enjoy that lecture. It won't be boring this time around grin hope they share CD for you guys to practice shawink
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Valentinooo: 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2014
Cleoqueen:
Oook...Wetin be the message?
help me tell am say wetin i do her wey she take abandon me like this? say i don miss her wella like bread dey miss butter cry
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Valentinooo: 3:27pm On Aug 11, 2014
rationalmind: Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.
now this isn't funny any longer, it's barbaric n i wish the soldier would be called to order

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Valentinooo: 3:29pm On Aug 11, 2014
agatha85: boring
hello agatha
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Hw much is the T-fare?
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Thanks
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 4:52pm On Aug 11, 2014
rationalmind:

Lol, that's the point bro.





†ђξ lord is ur muscle sha! grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by lorddaywalker(m): 4:58pm On Aug 11, 2014
rationalmind: Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.
WTF! That z bullshitz

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