emenik08:

Unto say i be JONA.

emenik08:

Nigerians i hail una. Everytin can be summarized with one word- MONEY

lorddaywalker: Ghananian, if not MONEY what else? Dey told us no camp for d reason best known to dem wit xcuses,yet u ar there sayin Nigerians! ,no camp 4us and I shouldn't talk abt d money we wer entitled to? , u ar funny cos I dnt knw wch language u undrstnd.wat else could I say wen there wl b no camp 4 us? I should go kill mysef abi wetin

siegfried99:

I tell u.

emenik08:

Guy u funny. The kind of seriousness that pple use in talkin about august/sept alawee dey crake me up. Somtyms i just imagine if nysc no go disapoint again unto alawee matter n God forbid if dey do.

lorddaywalker: Ghananian, if not MONEY what else? Dey told us no camp for d reason best known to dem wit xcuses,yet u ar there sayin Nigerians! ,no camp 4us and I shouldn't talk abt d money we wer entitled to? , u ar funny cos I dnt knw wch language u undrstnd.wat else could I say wen there wl b no camp 4 us? I should go kill mysef abi wetin

lorddaywalker: they av done d worse,notin wl b a dsapointment to me again

sokarsenal: . Adamawa or Yola.....and FYI yola is relatively peaceful

Hissexcellencie:



.......or im landlord

cutiepie01: whats d meaning of 'tafia'?

Lanosh: happy Sunday to you all...
I think we (batchB streamII) have to understand that decision was made for us not by us, so we need not torture ourselves (anymore, if we already hv).
Back to the matter, I will be going to Jos camp for my "registration" from Lagos. where u guys (prospective bauchi Corpers) at?

DrPhilABd: My pple, guex wat happened to me yesternite around few mins after 9pm.... I ll tell you wat happened. I met someone, she ws beautiful... Yea. We took a walk together to a field, sat down & chatted for sometime dt seems lyk long (though it ws nt really long to me o)... We den took anoda walk bt dis tym I had to tk her home safely. I left her afta I ws sure I ve successfully delivered her to her place.
Why am I sharing u may wanna know... I ll tell you. I once broke her heart... Hehehe (nt lyk I'm a hrtbreaker though so ladies knw dt u can trust me always) she ws vexed by my actions bt I consistently apologised till she became soft again & forgave me. I'm telling you guys dis to teach u abt consistence, d need to always say sorry & wateva lesson u can pick (though I doubt dere is any). It does nt reduce u to say u are sorry wen u are wrong. Even if u ain't wrong, jux say sorry to bring abt peace. I ws really glad to see d lady. I lyk d way she talks, smile, laff & even walk.... Hehehe. U need to see dis lady.
Now I knw wat u wanna ask... If I kissed her afta everythg before she went home. Well, dts nor of ur business bt for dose dt ll be consistent in asking, d ansa is No & this is because we are jux frds... No strings attached

Sowl:
Am also a bauchi prospectiv corper dats plateau camp,we plannin on charterin a bus 2camp. For more info call or watsapp me on 08085994525

Sowl:
Oga ade u try wella wit dis ur story 4d gods ooo,more ink 2ur pen and more lead 2ur pencil 4dis touchin story of d heart and thot provokin rite up... Make sure d damsel u tryna talk abt also gets posted 2 ur PPA.2make d fairytale story complete.

rationalmind:

And I was thinking it would be difficult to spot me. Poor me

Hissexcellencie, Heemah, Highmey, Fool finder were right.

Dr Phil missed

As is always the case, I'll have to give the first winner the recharge.

Which network do you use Hissexcellencie?

aircom: *Platoon commander yells *Parade Chun!!! N den we react by stampin our right foot heheehehe..commander yells again * No ninnnnne Platoon will march in sloooow n quick order...Divisiooooon into columns..Byyyy d right.., Right wheel,Sloooooow march ..Up..hehehe when we enter quick time na so dis babe for my front begin dey march like say she dey jump gutter..hehehe I'v bin made a leftmarker 4 my platoon..Buh God knw say Arsenal march is of higher priority today compared 2 d parade practice..
To Stream 2 peeps...tough luv famz...I share ur frustration..What wil be will be ....I dnt knw abt other other camps o buh it has been an exciting atmosphere in lag camp...u verify from buksich Even d soldiers especially my platoon commander cracks us up n encourages us when we fail to react to his command...honestly am nt tryin 2 rub it in any one's face but seriously we all knew they(NYSC) were going 2 work our butts off, b4 we signed up 4 dis stuff...after all d slogan reads " Service and Humility" so let's just learn 2 deal with it..
Currently my platoon is leading in the highest number of wins in competitions hehehehehe..Never bin dis proud of a group b4..tho we suck in parade sha...na dose married women..4 my parade wey no jus wan gree step out..dey no fit carry demselves..arms never in sync..some much fat 4 their thighs so tey their heels no dey touch when we halt...Prixxy No vex o..Dis Ebola scourge raging no be beans o.. God has a reason 4 everything..jus as samguine said or someone said nysc will paste a list of designated banks with their codenumber ranges respectfully, whatever bank ur code number falls within d ranges u go to the d bank with a form(dis form was given to us yday right when we received our alawee)....Since NYSC as a body is confused I dunno when dis will be given 2 u stream2 guys posted 2 lag.. Cutiepie we were given jus one cow by d DG representative, probably caz we re half d amount of u guys in camp.. Whr da heck iz Rhazur o..? My Nigga gimme juicy updates na..
My 2cents... reporting 4rm d camp ground ..One luv pipo

sokarsenal: Rationalmind, samguine,.skateboard, ojestas, jimwalex and other Stream 1 corps members in camp should please come and tell us theirs or other people experiences on redeployment/relocation in camp.......I heard the list is out in most camps.....things like if the person got the state they choose, reason for relocation, success rate, etc

DrPhilABd: Ah ah... Dey all got it except me. Now dt I'm d only one dt failed it while many pple got it, give it to the only man who got it wrong... Hehehe #wicked grin#

sokarsenal: Rationalmind, samguine,.skateboard, ojestas, jimwalex and other Stream 1 corps members in camp should please come and tell us theirs or other people experiences on redeployment/relocation in camp.......I heard the list is out in most camps.....things like if the person got the state they choose, reason for relocation, success rate, etc

rationalmind:

It appears most people who applied got it.

Another thing I noticed is, you don't need to present any fvcking reason(s) for relocating. Just ensure you have someone on the inside who can influence it for you.

Skateboard:

My two homies here that applied got their desired states.

rationalmind:

It appears most people who applied got it.

Another thing I noticed is, you don't need to present any fvcking reason(s) for relocating. Just ensure you have someone on the inside who can influence it for you.

rationalmind:

It appears most people who applied got it.

Another thing I noticed is, you don't need to present any fvcking reason(s) for relocating. Just ensure you have someone on the inside who can influence it for you.

rationalmind:

And I was thinking it would be difficult to spot me. Poor me

Hissexcellencie, Heemah, Highmey, Fool finder were right.

Dr Phil missed

As is always the case, I'll have to give the first winner the recharge.

Which network do you use Hissexcellencie?

tho' I don't use it buh Mtn. Make I give am to pesin wey need am pass me. P.s. If u write am here badt guys u load am b4 d numbers sef don load for nairaland page.

DrPhilABd: My pple, guex wat happened to me yesternite around few mins after 9pm.... I ll tell you wat happened. I met someone, she ws beautiful... Yea. We took a walk together to a field, sat down & chatted for sometime dt seems lyk long (though it ws nt really long to me o)... We den took anoda walk bt dis tym I had to tk her home safely. I left her afta I ws sure I ve successfully delivered her to her place.
Why am I sharing u may wanna know... I ll tell you. I once broke her heart... Hehehe (nt lyk I'm a hrtbreaker though so ladies knw dt u can trust me always) she ws vexed by my actions bt I consistently apologised till she became soft again & forgave me. I'm telling you guys dis to teach u abt consistence, d need to always say sorry & wateva lesson u can pick (though I doubt dere is any). It does nt reduce u to say u are sorry wen u are wrong. Even if u ain't wrong, jux say sorry to bring abt peace. I ws really glad to see d lady. I lyk d way she talks, smile, laff & even walk.... Hehehe. U need to see dis lady.
Now I knw wat u wanna ask... If I kissed her afta everythg before she went home. Well, dts nor of ur business bt for dose dt ll be consistent in asking, d ansa is No & this is because we are jux frds... No strings attached

*scratching head*

DrPhilABd: My pple, guex wat happened to me yesternite around few mins after 9pm.... I ll tell you wat happened. I met someone, she ws beautiful... Yea. We took a walk together to a field, sat down & chatted for sometime dt seems lyk long (though it ws nt really long to me o)... We den took anoda walk bt dis tym I had to tk her home safely. I left her afta I ws sure I ve successfully delivered her to her place.
Why am I sharing u may wanna know... I ll tell you. I once broke her heart... Hehehe (nt lyk I'm a hrtbreaker though so ladies knw dt u can trust me always) she ws vexed by my actions bt I consistently apologised till she became soft again & forgave me. I'm telling you guys dis to teach u abt consistence, d need to always say sorry & wateva lesson u can pick (though I doubt dere is any). It does nt reduce u to say u are sorry wen u are wrong. Even if u ain't wrong, jux say sorry to bring abt peace. I ws really glad to see d lady. I lyk d way she talks, smile, laff & even walk.... Hehehe. U need to see dis lady.
Now I knw wat u wanna ask... If I kissed her afta everythg before she went home. Well, dts nor of ur business bt for dose dt ll be consistent in asking, d ansa is No & this is because we are jux frds... No strings attached

heemah:
gettin sm1 on d inside?? frm d above or inside camp?? we stream 2 dnt av much time u know?? frm wah i undstnd about d info, u'll leave camp immediately u finish ur registration amd other procedures..if ur relocation is successful, u ll go to ur relocated states to finish up ur registration, so wher is d tym to get sm1 at d inside?? explain more plsss