ajasa4link:
Ok but there is really no law against carrying alcohol to camp?

God's Favourite:
asaba is a good place to serve infact delta state in general. But just know that you might spend your allowee on enjoyment c its the home of enjoyment. But incase, you don't have money, babe, I won't like you, its a boring town abeg. But there are opportunities here sha but its connection.though they see corpers as governor's children, they don't charge them much in the market

adonismuller: @ honeydear ....I love your moniker,please come inn you are too cute to be hiding.

Footlocker: . Hmm haven't used the mail yet! Should be though! It's POSSIBLE but then agen am sure you can find some local pharmacy/small clinic! To give you a write up on there letter headed paper stating some fictitious ailment! Lots of peeps were getting 10days off with there report then renewing the exit upon expiry!

bentonmaye: uwc,went well.played games n watched movies on sme bottles!!!bought all ma stuffs long ago,jst waiting for d day 2 cme.

Footlocker: . I actually don't no about that uno! One things for sure alcohol intake whilst on camp is the order of the day! IF your in a NON SHARIA state that is!

highmey:

cool!... Abuja ain't on my mind at all cos it's too expensive... Have fun bro, and Hp u enjoying there?

Skateboard:



This babe no go kill me. She too fyn die.

ENIMONEY: for sure! Am an rdduite for life! I hope to be posted to lag o! I can be closer to pastor Nosa .

highmey:
https://www.nairaland.com/1212195/lost-call-up-letter-15mins#14558590

^^^U guys should kindly check out this thread; very funny, and a solution to "if someone misplace his/her call up letter"...

Cheers!

Darkchocolate: Apparently these are the things you need (copied from somewhere on the web)

CAMP ITEMS

1. Documents and Photocopies

2 Call-up Letter

3 Statement of Results/Transcript

4 First Degree Certificates

5 School ID Card

6 Passport Photographs

COMMENT

You won’t be allowed into camp premises without any of them. Go there with about 10 passports & 5 document photocopies each (DC: The more the better)

TOILETRIES/ESSENTIALS

7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste

8 Bath soap & Sponge

9 Detergent & Bar Soap (DC: I heard you can get some ladies to wash your clothes for you, at a cost obviously...and be prepared to get someone else's stuff or lose something in the process)

10Toilet Paper (DC: essential unless you plan on using Ede leaves)

11 Towel

OTHERS

12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons (DC: very very veryyyy important for us ladies)

13 Shower Caps (DC: we don't want those Peruvian hairs getting messed up now, do we? ... Btw, my advise...braid your hair or Conroe it (Ghana weave)... Weave-on will certainly be difficult to manage under those conditions)...

14 Bleach (DC: To bleach yourself and stop those yamayama for sticking to you...I suppose you can get some of these from Mammy market but be prepared to pay double price)

15 Disinfectants (DC: need I say more)

16 Buckets & Bailer (DC: Get your bucket at Mammy...don't know what bailer is though)

17 Body Cream & Lotion

COMMENT

Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the camp.

CLOTHING/BEDDING/MAKE-UP ITEMS

18. White T-shirts

19. White Shorts

20. Whites Tennis Shoes

21. White Socks

22. Underwear (DC: unless you want to walk around pant-less...Hian!)

23. Bed Sheets

24. Perfumes/ Body Spray (DC: and deodorants Abeg...as Smeeky said, those body odours can kill a person joor)

25. Rubber Slippers/Flip Flops

26. Combs and Hair needs

27. Make-up & Accessories

COMMENTS

* You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T-shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to 2 pairs more along.

* Colored panties will be too conspicuous under the white tops and bottoms.

* You can take a 2 – 3 sets of casual wears/mufti for Sunday and camp fire night.

* 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean (sold at camp also)

OTHER RECOMMENDED ITEMS

28 Torch lights/Batteries

29 Mosquito Nets/Repellant

30 Food Flasks, Cups, Drinking flasks & Cutlery

31 Cloth Hangers

32 Wristwatch

33 Padlocks and Keys

34 Waist Pouch

35 Handkerchiefs

36. Face Towels/Kleenex

37. Pegs/Clips

COMMENT

Get a cheap watch. Everyone uses a waist purse. It’s your camp bestie. Most of these items can be easily bought in the camp. So don’t worry if you cannot get them before traveling.

OPTIONAL FIRST AID ITEMS

38. Menthylated Spirit/ Rubbing Alcohol

39. Band Aids/Plasters

40. Robb

41. Bandages

42. Cotton wool

43. Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.)

44. Anti-malaria pills

45. Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic)

These aren’t necessary except you have something to treat or known allergies

MISCELLANEOUS

46 .Camera & Batteries

47. Writing Pads and Stationery

48. Novels/Books

49. Pillow

50. Games Equipment

51. Mp3/ iPod

52. Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs

53. Surge protectors / extensions

54.Glue sticks & stapler

55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY

COMMENTS

*If you have an internet-enabled camera phone, do take it along. Camp life can be very boring without one. You will like to take pictures and share with your friends. You only need to be very vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please carry it. You know what we mean, don’t you?

* Never, ever, ever run out of money! Bring as much as you can afford.

* Mirrors and forks are known to be contraband items in camp

* Prices of items apart from fast consumer goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually higher than those outside so it is advisable you buy the things you can before going into camp.

PACK AS LIGHT AS YOU CAN AND MAKE SURE YOUR BOX IS AS THEFT-PROOF AS POSSIBLE. (DC: kinda ironic though with everything listed above...Na wash ooo)

DrPhilA.Bd:
Plz o... Pastor Nosa ws frm which fellowship?

God's Favourite:
wow, seems like a fun filled day for you. Yours is good. People like us can't even boast of white shirts. But I will start by next week though

DrPhilA.Bd:
Plz o... Pastor Nosa ws frm which fellowship?

ENIMONEY: lmao! She is married na! Me am still looking for my mr right! Tall, dark, handsome with 6 packs and a buggatti!

traecey: lwkm..tnx dear

REDBUNNY: . I don't even know when I will do mine.

DrPhilA.Bd:
Its obvious someone intends to be a plantain-loving nun #walks away shaking my head#

bentonmaye: u no see ur name self!!!enimoney even blood moneey is accepted ba

rationalmind:

Lol, went through the first two pages. Very Crazy and funny thread.

How have you been bro?

bentonmaye: haba smeeky na me u wan teach d technique... e depends d camp wen u dey go sha..

rationalmind: By the way, where is prixxy?

Haven't seen her around.

Same with justfree and ojestas

DrPhilA.Bd:
Its obvious someone intends to be a plantain-loving nun #walks away shaking my head#

ENIMONEY: I forgot to add 7inches, pink lips, phd degree. Lemme think abt some more

DrPhilA.Bd:
Is it the original waec certificate or a photocopy?

SignorOlamy:
Thanks....On my to Sambisa to go find her
BTW a helping hand wudn't be a bad idea

bentonmaye: yup,whr u @ presently!!!can share sme wit u,if u wish

ajasa4link:
Sharia ke? I thought nigeria is a secular state Na. Which one is Shari'a again inside Nigeria...

ENIMONEY: We are moving forward! The house is fun! Can I take sardines, geisha, iron spoons to camp

God's Favourite:
am presently in asaba the state capital of delta. Abeg share reach my side ooooo