encrypt:
My body just weak 2k gone

Lilchilz: THIS post is dedicated to pple who has been choppin red apple all dz days y'all shldn't loose hope God wey do am for hannah still fit do am for you..so moh unah cheer up!!

1. A Naija Boy that Can kiss u. For more than
10mins. Without reaching for ur zip ur skirt...
Husband material 100%! Hw many yards do u want?

2. Facebook Definition 0f " Boy Friend " A
Person Who Has To Like All The Status And
Photos of His Girl Friend No Matter How Bad and ugly
they Are .

3. Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine
someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been
using since 2003! Ki lo de! Chai!!

4. I need to talk to you" is one sentence that
has the power to make you remember every bad
thing you've ever done in your life.

5. Ladies be looking like rainbows nowadays.
Red weave, Orange nails, Yellow teeth,
Green Lips, Blue contact lens, Brown Lips

6. Why count your money in front of d ATM?
Will u return if its incomplete or is there a button that
says "incomplete..?

7. My children, if NYSC posts you to a violent state,
reject it o. Even the ßible says
'Fear North'.

8. For the 1st time in my life I saw people get on a
bus one by one in Oshodi. No pushing or touching.
Ebola has taught Nigerians manners.

9. A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki.
The two owners came out, inspected the damage,
exchanged business cards and left. # Swag

10. CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the
pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top
or inside the pot.


11. E get some kain hunger wen go catch u
ehn... U go begin see chewing gum as food.

12. It is only Nigeria Police that will stop your car
and do the work of VIO, LASTMA and Road Safety
together.

13. You are chatting with your babe via BBM
then She tweets "Bored AF".... My Guy,
BREAK-UP with her.

14. Why is it that when u transport something by
car, it's called a shipment? But when u transport
something by ship, it's called cargo?

15. The height of wickedness is telling a fat lady,
"God Go Make U Bigger" ☹ wiz kid na badt boy o

16. My cousin said an aeroplane can land
smoothly on Banky W's head. Hmmmmm

17. If after snapping with # SamsungGalaxyKZ
oomu still look ugly just forget it because ur ugliness is
peak milk ~ "ITS IN U"

18. Very soon ehn MTN will be like "Dear customer,
are u hungry?, text "HGY to
33104" for tips on what to eat".

19. Covenant University: school fee N432,000,
ranked= 6th...
Unilorin: school fees N25,000, ranked= 1st. How
wise is your
dad?

20. I gave up on Nigeria's justice system the day I
saw a police officer (fellow tenant) stealing fuel
from my generator at midnight.

21. You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you
money and you are angry . what were you
expecting her to say?
Wisdom &
Understanding??

22. SINCE 1990 they've been telling us about
leaders of tomorrow yet we still have fathers of
yesterday in power

23. Bollywood Has Taught Me that once you decide
to start dancing on the street, Everyone you meet
will know the steps and join you

24. U treat ur BF like crap then he meet someone
that treats him like a king, they start seeing and u
call it cheating...
Are u a LEARNER ?

25. GIRLS have STRANGE Characteristics !! They get WET without ßathing, They
BLEED without injury... They give MILK
without eating grass.

26. N5000 to paint nails?? How much them
dey take paint room and parlour? Girls of nowadays
don't fear God at all.

27. You'll agree the economy is bad when
Thieves break in ur house, Sit down, make
Eba, warm soup, Eat & then steal ur remaining
Kerosene

28. Imagine thieves coming to steal on a new year's
Eve
carrying the cross over candle. Hmmmmm God is
watching.

HAPPY INDEpENdenCE DAY TO Y'ALL

encrypt:
My body just weak 2k gone

yehmy:

Replied cuz m bored.... if i didn't do all just google d rest.

kelvic1: Czech Republic Basketball Picks

4:30pm
BK Nova Hut Ostrava v BC Kolin
BK Nova Hut Ostrava win @ 1.60

5pm
BK Jip Pardubice v BK Decin
BK Jip Pardubice win @ 1.45


Goodluck

iykmora: do we still have MODERATORS in this section? Thread thrown to the dogs!

golddeejay: how is dat for a hardwork...ur signature says it all

yehmy: no ? Mark so will i take dis as a compliment or question?

nero18: and you know what stretches this thread more? Consistent annoying questions like: what is home win,what is over 2.5,e.t.c.

golddeejay: is my way of sayin u try

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#BIGGGGGY PAGE 569

gergemam:

Tennis FANs......... Femcruz and Longfellow02 abeg wetin this bet mean

1. 01.10.14 14:35
John Isner - Tommy Robredo (Number of sets (best of 3))
Customer type: 3 sets @ 2.45
Result:

gergemam:

Tennis FANs......... Femcruz and Longfellow02 abeg wetin this bet mean

1. 01.10.14 14:35
John Isner - Tommy Robredo (Number of sets (best of 3))
Customer type: 3 sets @ 2.45
Result:

Yungmilio2:
You live @ bwari?

Noah13: SINGLE BETS

Fulham - Bolton

Tip......1

Tip.......1/1[95% Fixed]

yehmy:
Dt means it will end 2-1 or 1-2
But if tommy wins twice 0-2 den u lose

Summary they need 2 play 3 set which i see d possibility

gergemam:

Thanks Bruva... Really appreciate...

He Don. BOOM, cos nah SET 3 dem dey now... The match tough..

iykmora: that's true bro. A simple visit to google.com will give a comprehensive answer to these questions, but as Nigerians/Africans-we do it the annoying way. Have you noticed the long epistles Biggy keeps unleashing? The annoying thing about it is that after writing those jargons, he will keep quoting them over and over. What a PEST!!!