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Busted!!! by bioduneberry(m): 12:27am On Jun 29, 2014
A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming.
BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled; "SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT?" by Ngozi Okafor.

Girl: No, I want that our hymns called “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU”

Boy: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Crooks.

Girl: Fine but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...

Boy: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.

Then; Dad: These are too many, will she read all of them?

Boy: Yes dad, she is very smart.

Dad: Okay, don't forget to give her the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also d one on d dinning titled “IF SHE GETS PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by wole soyinka.

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