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Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Jarus(m): 3:18pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Hello guys and gals, Here is a test of creativity of NL sports analysts. Creatively form an interesting team of Best 11, using any interesting relationship/criteria: Here are samples: SAMPLE 1 R[/b]onald Reagan 's Best XI GK:[b] R[/b]onald Waterreus(Holland & NY Red Bulls) DF: [b]R[/b]onaldão(Brazil & WC 94) DF: [b]R[/b]onald Koeman(Holland) DF: [b]R[/b]onald Arana(Bolivia) DF: [b]R[/b]onaldo Guiaro(Brazil & Olympic 1996) DMF:[b]R[/b]onnie Whelan(Liverpool) MF: [b]R[/b]onald de Boer(Holland) RW: [b]R[/b]onaldo(Man Utd & Portugal) LW: [b]R[/b]onaldinho(AC Mialn & Brazil) FW: [b]R[/b]onaldo(Brazil ) FW: [b]R[/b]onald Cerritos(El Salvador) INTERESTING PART: R starts their names [b]SAMPLE 2 -----------------------P.Cannavaro----------------------- ----------Rio Ferdinand-A.Ferdinand-F.Cannavaro----------- -F.De Boer--------------------------------------J.Charlton- ----------------B.Charlton---------------R.De Boer--------- ------------------D.Drogba-----------J.Drogba------------- INTERESTING PART: The team is made up of brothers SAMPLE 3: ----------------------- Carlos Kameni (CAM) ------------------------- ------ Daniel Agger (DEN) --- Per Mertesacker (GER) ------ Nigel de Jong (HOL) -------------------- Giorgio Chiellini (ITA) -------------------- Javier Mascherano (ARG) ----------------------- ----- Andrés Iniesta (SPA) --- Wesley Sneijder (HOL) ------ Carlos Tévez (ARG) ------------------------------ Robinho (BRA) ---------------------- Fernando Torres (SPA) ------------------------- Substitutes: Juan Pablo Carrizo (ARG); Martin Skrtel (SVK), Thiago Silva (BRA), Jorge Fucile (URU); Sulley Muntari (GHA), Mathieu Flamini (FRA), Alberto Aquilani (ITA), Bastian Schweinsteiger (GER), Arjen Robben (HOL); Jefferson Farfán (PER), Paolo Guerrero (PER), Emmanuel Adebayor (TOG). INTERESTING PART: All born in 1984 SAMPLE 4: Best XI (first name - Philip and variations) Filip de Wilde Philippe Albert - Philippe Senderos - Philip Neville - Philippe Mexes Philippe Desmet - Philip Cocu - Philipp Lahm - Philip Mulryne Filippo Inzaghi - Felipe Caicedo PS: The discussion actually started in an American soccer forum I abelong, but I found it worthy of discussing on NL as well. OYA, LET'S SEE HOW CREATIVE YOU ARE: |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by dayokanu(m): 5:14pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Van der Saar Van Der Meyde Van Bommel Van Buyten Van Bronchorst van Hooijdonk Van Der Vaart Van Vossen Van Persie Van Nistelrooy, Van Basten Coach Van Gaal assisted by Van Marwijk |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Jarus(m): 5:22pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
dayokanu: Dayokanu, you are too much. I have always respected you. In fact when I wanted to start the thread, I wanted to end it with " oya dayokanu and others, this is a big test for you". But I decided not to mention any name. You have again shown your class as an incisive and informed football follower. I doff my hat!!! Oya, others let's see how creative you are!!! |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by debosky(m): 5:25pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Not as creative as you think - no one in his right mind would play Van Hoiijdonk on the wing, thats akin to playing Shearer as a winger. Van Bommel at CB is also a bit tenuous. Nice attempt though. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by dayokanu(m): 5:30pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
-----------------------P.Cannavaro----------------------- PHD (Pull Him Down debo) Did you notice that this team has 10 players? Maybe one of them got red carded. Who told you Van Bommel can't play center defence? Did you see Alex Song in central defence, John O'Shea, Essien or Even Mascherano Did you ever see Rooney on the wings? This formation might be used when the team have to score and they throw caution to the wind which happens several times in football. I have seen mourinho play 4 striker on the field at the same time That formation can be modified to 3-4-3 Buyten Bonchorst, Meyde- Bommel, Vaart, Persie, Vossen- Hooijdonk, Nistelrooy, Basten All son of Van!!! |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by doyin13(m): 5:31pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
debosky: make una leave Dayokanu alone sef. . . .U people just can't wait to attack the brother Na when una go drive am comot from the thread, you will realise the forum is poorer for it. Dayo you can play Hans Van Breukelen up front if you want. . . .Na ur prerogative I support you anyday |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Sauron1: 5:34pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
dayokanu: Van Der Meyde as RB and Van Hooijdonk as a winger?? Someone is extremely mentally-ill. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Cristalz(f): 5:36pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
I trust NLanders tho. . .before long this thread will deviate into an argument about which formation is best or bayern munich Gosh. . .i typed the above when i saw Debo's statement. Waz about posting it when i saw DK's and Doyin's comments,and now i'm like,'' i knew it.Its already happening'' |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by dayokanu(m): 5:40pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Who told you Van Bommel can't play center defence? Did you see Alex Song in central defence, John O'Shea, Essien or Even Mascherano Did you ever see Rooney on the wings? This formation might be used when the team have to score and they throw caution to the wind which happens several times in football. I have seen mourinho play 4 striker on the field at the same time That formation can be modified to 3-4-3 Buyten Bonchorst, Meyde- Bommel, Vaart, Persie, Vossen- Hooijdonk, Nistelrooy, Basten All son of Van!!! Funny enough these people can't come up with their formation
Have you ever seen Rooney as a winger? or odonkor as a right full back Germany Croatia (Euro 2008), Solari as left back, If you have seen such situations and you still write this drivel than you are really insane. @ criz, Why do N'lander just hate tell them to bring their own formation they wont Sauron is too dull to cope with such rigorous mental exercise Thinking I came up with this in less than 15 minutes |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Sauron1: 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
dayokanu: Shut your diseased mouth and admit u goofed. Seen Rooney as a winger ma ass. . . . .When did Rooney ever play as a winger?? Playing wide right in a 4-3-3 formation does not make Rooney a winger. . . .Wingers only come into play in a 4-man midfield. Are Ronaldinho and Messi wingers are forward men? Bloody he-goat. Van Der Meyde as a RB. . . . . . .Theo Walcott has a better chance playing as a centre half!!! You are even chuffed to have come up with the simplest mental exercise using VAN(the most common name prefix in the football world). Try the names John or Emmanuel and come up with a famous starting XI, bloody swine!!! Ma puppy coulda done better than the hokum u typed above. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Nobody: 5:47pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Ok now. . . . Lets see how Creative they can be. . . . At the moment,i will just sit down and watch you all do your thing All the best!!! |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by debosky(m): 5:51pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Listen DK, there is no attempt at a pull down here. I said 'nice attempt' didn't I? Comparing Van Hooijdonk to Rooney is a tad tenuous, V-H is a BIG CF like Shearer, not similar to Rooney - such players never get played out on the wing. Van Der Meyde as a RB is possible - a winger can conceivably be a wing-back. Your second description of a 4-3-3 is more apt, that is an acceptable formation in my view. Do I need to come up with a formation of mine to critique? That is such a Nigerian thought process - your critiquing their work means you can't produce something better. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by dayokanu(m): 5:55pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Shut your diseased mouth and admit u goofed. Go and watch Germany vs Croatia. Odonkor played as a right back Solari played as a left back for Real several times. Bommel as Defender? Did you see essien as a defender or Alex Song for you EPL fans? When you don't watch football all you do is to come here to spit your drivel How did Kolo Toure get to central defence? wasnt he a midfielder when he came to Arsenal Goof!! When I did not see kahn In Goal against Croatia in France 1998 or see Zidane winning European footballer of the year or Leeds winning Champions cup. Sauron, in fact you shouldnt be looking out for peoples GOOFs because you have broken all records. I have all the quotes to the above statement!!! @ debo, Can you remember this last Olympics? Did you see Solomon Okoronkwo a Giant Like VH on the wings? Sia sia played with 4 strikers. Osaze, Promise, Okoronkwo, Obasi and Nsofor(Who Plays to the wings too) Watch the last olympics again @ All, Pick any of my positions and lets debate i would tell you situations where these have occurred in Real football games |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by mukina2: 5:59pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
From interesting best Xi to what is right and what is wrong . can we get back to topic |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by doyin13(m): 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Dayo. . .no mind them I don see Van der Meyde play RB wellu wellu, especially when he dey Inter. I say, I be ur no 1 fan. Ur analysis of the crap English game is spot on/ Germany is the shiznit. . . . .I remember watching Autschwitz FC |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by dayokanu(m): 6:05pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Still waiting for critiques with substance pls |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Sauron1: 6:06pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
dayokanu: Stop foaming in the mouth like a camel undergoing manual castration!!!! The issue is NOT about Essien or Alex Song. . . . . .It is about Van Der Meyde playing as a RB. Until u tell us when he played as a RB or when Van Hooijdonk played as a winger, your arguments are flawed. I can as well put Cristiano Ronaldo in goal in ma team just because i have seen O'Shea play as a holding midfielder/left back. . . . DayoTWATnu, accept it. . . . . .You are a glorified slowpoke. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Cristalz(f): 6:06pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
mukina2:I no say na wetin go happen be dat Oya peoplez, no more fights. . .show ya skillz |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Nobody: 6:09pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
~Sauron~: Yepa!!! Why cant our people be matured for once? Lets see creativity @ the highest level Abeg no fighting Oya start!!! |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by mukina2: 6:14pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
no more dissing in here again! cant we all get along, even as enemies sef if you do not have a list to post, then find another topic to view oya cristalza where is ur list? |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by ow11(m): 6:19pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Andreas Kopke Andreas Hinkel Andrea Barzagli Andre Kana Biyik Andreas Brehme Andrei Kanchelskis Andrea Pirlo Andreas Moeller Andrei Asharvin Andrii Shevchenko Andrew Cole All variants of Andrew!!! couldn't quite fit Tore ANDRE Flo or Andy Van der Meyde or Andy Johnson of Fulham! |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Sauron1: 6:20pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
ow11: Good job!!!! I give u 10/10!!! |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Ibime(m): 6:55pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Paul Peschisolido Paulo Rossi Pavel Nedved Paulo Bento Paul Gascoigne Paulo Aimar Paulo Maldini Paulo Cannavaro Pablo (At Madrid) Paul Parker Paul Robinson Manager: Paul Ince Subs: Paulo Ferreira Pablo Zabaleta Pablo Counago Pablo (Barcelona) Diego Pablo Simeone Pablo Piatti |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Sauron1: 6:59pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Roberto Abbondanzieiri Roberto Ayala Robert Kovac Robert Huth Roberto Carlos Robert Pires Roberto Nanni Ze Roberto Robert Earnshaw Robert Fowler Roberto Baggio. Manager: Roberto Mancini Assistant Manager: Roberto Donadoni. Subs: Robert Green, Jason Robert, Robert Hulse, Rob Savage, Robbie Keane and Laurent Robert. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by ow11(m): 7:08pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
@sauron~ I thought you missed out on the great BOBBY MOORE!!! and maybe put BEBETO on and bench that short man Earnshaw!!! |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Nobody: 7:09pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
~Sauron~: I knew hannibal was the bomb! Ride on jo. I cming with mine now. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Sauron1: 7:11pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
ow11: Bebeto and Bobby Moore are too old now. I am thinking of Bobby Zamora but he fires blanks. @ Ibime, Who would come as a sub if Paul Robinson injures his metatarsal in a match? |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by doyin13(m): 7:12pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
hehehe, . . .see creativity at work Pavel and Paulo and Pablo and Paul Ze Roberto. . . .hehhehehe nice one there Robert Jarni at center back. . . . Mubarak should pick u Jackal to coach at City. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by ow11(m): 7:23pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
@Sauron~ Not good enough. . Jarni is retired My Bench Andreas Isaksson Tore ANDRE Flo Andrew Johnson Andy Griffin Andy Gray (SKYSPORTS) Andreas Ivanschitz ( Looked pretty lost at the last EUROs) Andy Van Der Meyde Andreas Escobar (RIP) was a great RB in the early '90s before his famous own goal! |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by Sauron1: 7:32pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
doyin13: Robert Jarni can play as a left centre-half, u Arrow!!!! What do u know about football? ow11: Aiiight, if Jarni is retired i would replace him. |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by davidylan4(m): 7:34pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Lea[b]o[/b] Cicinh[b]o[/b] Luci[b]o[/b] Luisa[b]o[/b] Garrid[b]o[/b] Gibert[b]o[/b] Juninh[b]o[/b] Bebet[b]o[/b] Rivald[b]o[/b] Ronald[b]o[/b] Ronaldinh[b]o[/b] |
Re: Interesting Best xi: Just How Creative Are NL Sports Analysts? by doyin13(m): 7:35pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
~Sauron~: See ba bopa bara benna la davidylan*: i bet that must have been mentally exhausting |
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