Eze Promoe: With the high spate in which the aristos are taking away our young ladies, one would wonder if money only is what the girls are looking for or something else is attached. If things goes this way, it may become so disastrous that guys will start looking towards babies.
Well you may see this as joke but the truth is that things might be more serious than what you think.
Guys, shine your eyes! Our future wives are being operated on somewhere by our fathers/uncles.

#leaveourgirls
#faceyourfamily

obayaya: Bros!!! The older the kini, the sweeter

Xtarxhyne: GBAM!!!

Even you too

Xtarxhyne: GBAM!!!

obayaya: Bros!!! The older the kini, the sweeter

So, are you saying that when you grow older, your kini becomes sugary

Eze Promoe:
So, are you saying that when you grow older, your kini becomes sugary

obayaya:



I didn't say that

But I think this is something most of the girls agree with.

that Older men are generally better in bed

Ladies in the house?

Eze Promoe:
You can lie sha o. So why are we called "Youths" then, when old men are this energetic?

Eze Promoe:
You can lie sha o. So why are we called "Youths" then, when old men are this energetic?

Eze Promoe:
Even you too

obayaya:

See them!!!

Pity young men like us na

Dygeasy: Why are the young ladies screaming insatisfaction by their young boyfriends?

I'm not a believer though.

Don't wives scream insatisfaction by their aristocratic husbands?
All this things young girls are doing and they will come to the church to deceive gullible bachelors

obayaya:

That defies logic right?

Eze Promoe:
Don't wives scream insatisfaction by their aristocratic husbands?
All this things young girls are doing and they will come to the church to deceive gullible bachelors

Xtarxhyne: Yung men dnt knw d ryt buttns 2 press bt d oldies knws aw 2 press DEIR mumu bttn

OohMpa: Aristos are the in thing for girls....

Ooh Mpa got the solution for you to be an aristo:

1) Grow a pot belly to the extent that you can't see your dïck when you're näked. Chicks dig those kinds of bellies

2) Learn how to spit when talking. Truss me, chicks love the saliva pouring on them

3) Always carry pako(chewing stick) around and talk with it...

4) Wear trad most of the time with a pair of Timbs

5) carry a torchlight phone around with you. Yes, chicks are that stupid..

6) Always behave like an imbe. An imbe loves an imbe

7) and ALWAYS speak worse than Patience Jonathan. It always works

#Sai

Xtarxhyne: Yung men dnt knw d ryt buttns 2 press bt d oldies knws aw 2 press DEIR mumu bttn

Eze Promoe:
Of course. Such an irony!

Dygeasy: Shey you know I know your buttons?

obayaya:

Really?

Abeg where's the location of the mumu button?

Xtarxhyne: Yung men dnt knw d ryt buttns 2 press bt d oldies knws aw 2 press DEIR mumu bttn

Eeja Nla01:

Every single member of d family ill see this,Asiri eh titu si gban gban.

Dygeasy: This matter pain you gan o

Eze Promoe:
Very painful and disgusting. After running from HIV and other STDs all through your youthful life, you still get it for free from your wife. Men dey suffer o.