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Alert!!!my People Be Very Careful These Days... by donkelly2(m): 6:59pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
ALERT!!!My people be very careful these days... this happened to me yesterday night when i returned home....my face oooooooo i cant believe what just happened to me, Wonders shall never end. I was standing in front of the entrance of my house to open d gate so I can drive in. Then one woman came and told me that she knows me, that she has met me before. So I was like I can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me. Then the woman said that she had met me in a conference in Abia State, umuahia, in February to be precise. Oops! Madam, I have never been to Abia State this year was my reply. Before I could complete the statement, I heard "TAWAI - TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face, if the temperature of that slap was to be measured it will be around 200°C. I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind her to see if there was another person behind her, but there was none. I tried to ask her what I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for not recalling your name. 'Tawaii!' the hot slap came the second time . Jeez! I couldn't bear it any longer. I regretted not releasing my dogs in the morning. I held the woman's shirt and started pulling her as am pulling your legs now. Kaiiiii! Una too like gist oooooooo. See as una dey serious dey read am!. Lmfao |
Re: Alert!!!my People Be Very Careful These Days... by jokingmary(m): 7:28pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
This sections's standard keeps falling everyday with the emergence of new so called "jokers" |
Re: Alert!!!my People Be Very Careful These Days... by wharlzywee(m): 7:54pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
Lmao |
Re: Alert!!!my People Be Very Careful These Days... by SOUNDKING: 10:54pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
What do we expect from person like you. |
Re: Alert!!!my People Be Very Careful These Days... by japhmanuel: 5:49am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Hahahaha... |
Re: Alert!!!my People Be Very Careful These Days... by Funniez: 8:59am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Na my leg you dey pull abi na my hand?? Na my leg I use dey scroll am? Annointed mugu! |
Re: Alert!!!my People Be Very Careful These Days... by Fatalveli(m): 9:29am On Jul 04, 2014 |
So u're perfect in dis na y u come dey post am 4 nairaland, u 4 go sell am 2 basket mouth |
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