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See Joke O. Lolz by azeez4islam(m): 11:48pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872). He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). He who fully unwraps a MoiMoi and Gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788). Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the Great (1709). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931). Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1999) Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry -Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam -Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Barak Obama (2011) Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914) |
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