I told her i'm broke and needed some money,though i wasn't telling her to give me money.
I was just trying to let her know the kind of situation i'm into then,she offered to help and i told her not to worry but she insist.

After 1week i remind her and she told me she doesn't go to bank and i was like are u serious or joking and she still repeat it saying she doesn't go to bank..


Ah... see lie.

lanicky:

Hehehehe....
*whispers* Lorlaahlozz's lies can dry up 12 years issue of blood *don't tell her oo*

we partners in dah na ...we go for lying lecture together....u don get phd sef

Wait o,why are the ladies bothered? If u never lie den extinguish off! It read 'popular lies' which means a guy will have a better answer,do i need to frypan heads on this thread again
My own @topic:-
telling me she's a lekki babe(i dont still understand this part till date),yet she couldnt understand the word 'exterminate'
telling me she's engaged(i detest this amongst all the lies),only to find out my classmate dey bleep her.they know her for that street wella.
And what i call voice formation(changing ajegunle/rough accent to abuja accent) only to catch her redhanded by calling with anoda number(she said in a local accent- talon soro!) i cut shapali .she asked why i never called after 3months.
I expect a counter-thread perhaps

dre11:

ur friend lanicky has passed the information i needed

So, ure free to go if u like

wat infor.

Lanicky cum here o

Lorlaahlozz: we partners in dah na ...we go for lying lecture together....u don get phd sef

anoda lie

Xtarxhyne: anoda lie

V.c...u don show face

Xtarxhyne: wat infor.

Lanicky cum here o

never mind........ its written in black and white for everybody 2 c......

So, i guess u have had ur 3pm prayer

daveP: Wait o,why are the ladies bothered? If u never lie den extinguish off! It read 'popular lies' which means a guy will have a better answer,do i need to frypan heads on this thread again
My own @topic:-
telling me she's a lekki babe(i dont still understand this part till date),yet she couldnt understand the word 'exterminate'
telling me she's engaged(i detest this amongst all the lies),only to find out my classmate dey bleep her.they know her for that street wella.
And what i call voice formation(changing ajegunle/rough accent to abuja accent) only to catch her redhanded by calling with anoda number(she said in a local accent- talon soro!) i cut shapali .she asked why i never called after 3months.
I expect a counter-thread perhaps

I smell lies

dre11:


never mind........ its written in black and white for everybody 2 c......

So, i guess u have had ur 3pm prayer

Nope

Lorlaahlozz: V.c...u don show face

nawti geh

gals b lyk am a virgin wen u get dwn dere trust me itz wider dan ibadan xpress.....

Xtarxhyne:

Nope

the more u twist ur mouth...... the more its give an impression that u do lie


why haven't u nah
abeg go pray joor and leave Nl

Lorlaahlozz: I smell lies

if u like smell roasted corn! Ave said mine,and its true!

Lorlaahlozz: I smell lies

are u sure its ur nose that is not faulty here

dre11:


the more u twist ur mouth...... the more its give an impression that u do lie


why haven't u nah
abeg go pray joor and leave Nl

wat tin i like bouh u is u knw aw 2 pik ur words

dre11:


are u sure its ur nose that is not faulty here

Hun hun..at all

Guys be like I stopped staying with my parents since I stay alone in a 3bedroom flat nd the next day he says kai this popsy too dey like send person message, in my mind I'm like does he call u all the way from ur house to deliver a message.
Number 2 lie: in March He's writing final exams nd in June He's already doing Nysc.
now some guys actually told me that.
Anyway I'll be back as soon as I remember the rest.

lanicky:


Hehehehe....they've eaten their breakfast already..
Btw....go back to where u're coming from....diares no food for a lazy a.s.s like urs

hahahaha....tell him lol

kingphilip:
Hmmmm So dis is Hw u go about gossiping from house to house without having a recourse that ur children at home is hungry

Not to worry I'll tell sucobaba for u

lol

Xtarxhyne: wat tin i like bouh u is u knw aw 2 pik ur words

blushing already

:........ *trying to hide mah face*
thanks for the compliment

btw.......... Afternoon, seems u and kelvin aren't an item as before

Ladies can lie like they have BSc in telling lies...............buh if you check them well those lies are small dirty lies- 4 babes wey never draw better plan 4 their life
Brilliant, focused and intelligent ladies won't lie except when the truth will kill their loved ones.

On the other hand guys lie like they have PHD in telling lies that anytime they tell u things that makes u blush/ melt inside you will still want to have a second thought or do a quick investigation on what that guy told you........guys I hail thee!!!

Lorlaahlozz: Hun hun..at all

na so una dey smell
u never hear of one guy like that wey dey NSA and nah to smell sometin dey bring pay check to hin dormort....... for the past 20yrs


that guy nah big guy for there...... so go sharpen ur nose oooo

lanicky:


Hehehehe....they've eaten their breakfast already..
Btw....go back to where u're coming from....diares no food for a lazy a.s.s like urs

Where am I coming from

desire7: Ladies can lie like they have BSc in telling lies...............buh if you check them well those lies are small dirty lies- 4 babes wey never draw better plan 4 their life
Brilliant, focused and intelligent ladies won't lie except when the truth will kill their loved ones.

On the other hand guys lie like they have PHD in telling lies that anytime they tell u things that makes u blush/ melt inside you will still want to have a second thought or do a quick investigation on what that guy told you........guys I hail thee!!!

me self hail una ladies oooooo
wey dey chop the lies

lordraiden: She told mi she is a virgin,bt her bf always tell mi how she cry on bed while bleeping her

this moniker....


Memories of playing mortal Kombat on SEGA some years back just came alive

Why should one lie.

dre11:

me self hail una ladies oooooo
wey dey chop the lies

How u no go chop am ,as una dey set pace dem gurls must to follow!
Make sure say u no chop remain o!!!!

dre11:

blushing already

:........ *trying to hide mah face*
thanks for the compliment

btw.......... Afternoon, seems u and kelvin aren't an item as before

hmmmm...Old tins passd away

desire7:

How u no go chop am ,as una dey set pace dem gurls must to follow!
Make sure say u no chop remain o!!!!

abeg nah wetin make i chop remain self.....
Because i no wan lost

dre11:


abeg nah wetin make i chop remain self.....
Because I no wan lost

Xtarxhyne: hmmmm...Old tins passd away

u mean that his phase has expired
so, who phase is it now

desire7:

...... *singing no woman no cry*