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Have You Ever Noticed?? by tlanry: 2:31pm On Jul 11, 2014
#1. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..

#2. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that..was the origin of "buy one get one free"

#3. everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P"Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B.P

#4. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

#5. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

#6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment

#7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

#8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and click on likes/comment

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Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by faithugo64(f): 3:31pm On Jul 11, 2014
true but naughty
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by StaceyJ(f): 3:52pm On Jul 11, 2014
Hahaha. Funny but true.
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by Dygeasy(m): 4:37pm On Jul 11, 2014
Lol!

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Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by ShirelleBaby: 4:47pm On Jul 11, 2014
Dygeasy: Lol!
what is funny?
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by Dygeasy(m): 4:50pm On Jul 11, 2014
ShirelleBaby: what is funny?
What I just read is.
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by ShirelleBaby: 4:51pm On Jul 11, 2014
Dygeasy: What I just read is.
mtchewwwwwwwwwww,it is not funny
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by DEBUCHMANNY: 4:54pm On Jul 11, 2014
please, sauce my stew
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by Dygeasy(m): 8:03pm On Jul 11, 2014
ShirelleBaby: mtchewwwwwwwwwww,it is not funny
Ok.
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2014
...no 4 got me rolling on d floor....tanks op for sharing dis funny but true write-up...
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by Kslib(m): 8:16pm On Jul 11, 2014
Lol grin.

Nice Write-up.
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by psychologist(m): 8:22pm On Jul 11, 2014
I heard/read this since 1820 undecided
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by ShirelleBaby: 8:23pm On Jul 11, 2014
Dygeasy: Ok.
whatz ok?
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by sammieguze(m): 9:02pm On Jul 11, 2014
Awwwwwwww......... Disvirgination of my eyes and ears
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by Dygeasy(m): 9:11pm On Jul 11, 2014
ShirelleBaby: whatz ok?
You said what I laughed at isn't funny.

Or did you just want my attention? tongue
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by ShirelleBaby: 9:15pm On Jul 11, 2014
Dygeasy: You said what I laughed at isn't funny.

Or did you just want my attention? tongue
ow strong is ur attention?
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by Dygeasy(m): 9:21pm On Jul 11, 2014
ShirelleBaby: ow strong is ur attention?
lol!



Strong enough to keep coming back to give it to you. tongue
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jul 11, 2014
psychologist: I heard/read this since 1820 undecided

If that's true, then you must surely be dead by now. Which means it's your ghost typing. Wow! Julius is right! There sure is Network in HELL! cheesy

#*** Mode ACTIVATED.
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by psychologist(m): 9:24pm On Jul 11, 2014
Ceasar1:

If that's true, then you must surely be dead by now. Which means it's your ghost typing. Wow! Julius is right! There sure is Network in HELL! cheesy

#*** Mode ACTIVATED.
m forever young angry
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by tlanry: 12:04pm On Jul 12, 2014
Ceasar1:

If that's true, then you must surely be dead by now. Which means it's your ghost typing. Wow! Julius is right! There sure is Network in HELL! cheesy

#*** Mode ACTIVATED.

u must be kidding
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by shizzleStar: 2:42pm On Jul 12, 2014
LMAO! enjoyed reading this, quite hilarious but very insightful as well grin

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Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by tlanry: 3:42pm On Jul 12, 2014
shizzleStar: LMAO! enjoyed reading this, quite hilarious but very insightful as well grin

Na so ooo
Re: Have You Ever Noticed?? by tlanry: 7:08pm On Jul 13, 2014
sammieguze: Awwwwwwww......... Disvirgination of my eyes and ears

Disvirgin ke!!!

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