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Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Shoozy: 8:16pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins yesterday. He told me he is tired of regular names for twins like: Taiwo & Kehinde, Peter & Paul, Victor & Victoria. So he has been disturbing me for some suggestions. After racking my brains for some hours, I was able to come up with these swaggalicious names for his twins. So which do u prefer i suggest to him.. ~ Tom & Jerry ~ Tithe & Offering ~ Praise & Worship ~ Copy & Paste ~ Find & Replace ~ demand & Supply ~ point & kill ~ Open & Close ~ Facebook & Twitter ~ Input & Output. **You can also contribute if you have any better ones. Like my fb page www.facebook.com/mynaira4doller 2 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Shoozy: 8:44pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Oya tel me, who is the funniest amng dem?? 1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi..... 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. 3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept 4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader. 5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.... 6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message.. 9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo. 10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it..... 11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe 12.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.... 13.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM... Like my fb page www.facebook.com/mynaira4doller 1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by SOUNDKING: 10:13pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
A nairalander who quoted numerous senseless jokes |
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Lopez06: 11:56pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Akpos was singing in the bus. Read and enjoy. If am to become a bank I will be first bank. If am to become a woman, I will be my mother. If am to become a car, I will be a jeep. If am to become a country I will be America. At this point the bus driver interrupted akpos and asked him..."What if you are to become a prostitute? Akpos smiled and replied: I will become your wife. Akpos is now admitted in the hospital. Lolzzz is it akpos fault? Like my page www.facebook.com/mynaira4doller 1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by HarmlessG(m): 1:25pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
SOUNDKING: A nairalander who quoted numerous senseless jokes[img][/img][color=#000099][/color][quote][/quote] i ve been trying 4 hours nw. I dnt where 2 click n post joke here. Wetin i go do na? Am anw member...pls help |
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Shoozy: 5:49am On Jul 16, 2014 |
Ladies plsss, if you were to choose a HUSBAND exclusively out of the 7 options below, which one will you rather pick? Guys, which will u advice ur sister/ daughter to choose? 1. Ugly but caring. 2. Handsome but rude. 3. Handsome, caring but unfaithful. 4. Rich but ugly and short. 5. Handsome, caring, faithful but broke. 6. Totally broke but religious and GOD fearing. 7. Very rich, caring, handsome but impotent. Be honest... No lies like my page www.facebook.com/mynaira4doller for daily sport pick and tips to make money online |
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Shoozy: 9:35am On Jul 18, 2014 |
Armed robbers broke into Akpos' household one day and asked everyone to lie flat. After gathering all they could, they decided to kill everyone one by one. Akpors' gateman was first. "What's your name?" the robber asked. "Evans Boateng", replied the gateman. Immediately he fired and killed him. Fear gripped all of them. His wife was next in line. "What's your name woman?" inquired the robbers. Shaking, she replied, "My name... is.... is.... Eli... Elizabeth." Akpos immediately closed his eyes cause he couldn't bare seeing her shot. "You're lucky you bear my mom's name. I won't kill you." says one of the robber. She was so relieved. Next was Akpos. "What's your name?" Akpos got up and popped his collar, tucked in and replied, "my name is Akpos." The robber cocked the gun and was about to fire. "Wait... wait... wait!!! I've not finished!" shouted Akpos "My name is Akpos but my friends call me Elizabeth!" *One word for Akpors please! Like my page www.facebook.com/mynaira4doller |
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Kai5vil: 12:19pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
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Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by arsetalks(m): 8:16am On Aug 19, 2014 |
SOUNDKING: A nairalander who quoted numerous senseless jokes@ Soundking who is an unappreciative ignoramus. |
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