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| Gifts To The Old Mother by SamMilla1(m): 11:44am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!" |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by romsky: 11:48am On Oct 09, 2008 |
now dat was a delicious meal from a stupid pikin  |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by CuteAngel(f): 12:06pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by clemcykul(f): 12:36pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
lolito |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ituen(m): 10:14pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
Nice one sammy The mum should be flogged  |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by Bbeee: 11:11pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
lol,  lovely one poster |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by SamMilla1(m): 11:35pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
see, this one dey call me poster. make i no catch u there. |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ElosAgos(m): 11:49pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
Bbeee: SAM MILLA: Sam, What are you? Bbee, do you mean POSTER colour? |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by Okijajuju1(m): 11:58pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
funny one. |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by Scopium: 7:42pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
[size=13pt]The joke is delicious *where's the smiley for tongue licking?* [/size] |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by dreday(m): 7:55pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
Son 3 : Tufe Mother : Gabry |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by SamMilla1(m): 7:56pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
hmm, what says you gabry? |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ituen(m): 9:27pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
gabry come answer oh |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by SamMilla1(m): 2:42am On Oct 12, 2008 |
she is scared but its natural anyway |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ituen(m): 3:25am On Oct 12, 2008 |
thats why i have to be by her side |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by krama(m): 10:37am On Oct 12, 2008 |
. . . |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by SamMilla1(m): 11:07am On Oct 12, 2008 |
after duping you at the supermat ? |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by richo(m): 12:03pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
@post i dont think a parrot lives up to 12years |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by dreday(m): 2:05pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
ituen: SAM MILLA: That's exactly why she duped him.She knows he's devoted to her. richo: Wetin sef,no be joke? |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by richo(m): 2:13pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
even tho! |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by SamMilla1(m): 4:36pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
are you their God richo? |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by dani1luv: 4:41pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
l-a-f-f-i-n r-o-f-l-m-a-o |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ituen(m): 10:04pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
@ SAM MILLA: if she duped me and later settled down with me, i dont see why you shld have the last laugh |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by SamMilla1(m): 10:36pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
settled down as what, your sugar mummy abi cos i heard she is 54 years old |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ituen(m): 8:06am On Oct 13, 2008 |
you "heard" what you wanted to hear Didnt u know i am 56yrs old |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by Scopium: 9:05am On Oct 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]So you've reached womenopause  [/size] |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Oct 13, 2008 |
na old cargo na |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by SamMilla1(m): 11:01am On Oct 13, 2008 |
no wonder |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by MrInfo1(m): 5:09pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
There's wonder o  come my church come see wonders |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by Scopium: 7:27pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I'm not surprised, your pastor na King[/size] |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by MrInfo1(m): 8:09pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
was  |
| Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by Scopium: 8:28am On Oct 14, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Na you sabi[/size] |
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