Suarezilla: Omo u get luck sey u no enter market .

Lol. Pepper wey enter brain like dt fit cause madness my brother

sod09: are u cripple

Lmao

So I also remember drinking liquid milk from d fridge. Dt one easy die! Just open the fridge, lift the paper wey dem use block d mouth, sip away and keep a straight and suprised face and say "it's not me oo" when they ask.

Powder milk and bournvita dey coba person dt time. Even if are not caught in the act, you will always make mistakes like getting it on ur face when dusting ur mouth with that same hand lol and it must surely touch your shirt. Problem is, you wont notice it but they will

Lite a match stick nd threw it into d kerosene hole of our stove...d stove caught fire.,nd beating follows
Dnt try this at home

my paternal grandmother raised me. She had phobia 4 rice, imagine a kid without rice for 7days, so anyday rice is being prepared i automatically become happy and sing d whole day. Thank God things have changed nowww

salvatore007: I as a kid never did any childish tin in d kitchen cause i was 2smart 4things like dat.. I was always in my room in lekki back den busy studyin one novel called Encyclopedia brutanica. D only childish tin i did was 2teach my mum how to save our gas from finishing quickly by reducing combustion nd increasing ventilation there by increasing d combustion as oxygen is in abundance. It worked like magic dats d dumbest thing av eva don sha. Hapi Sunday

I hear

dadoctore:
Yh am sure many of us called it 'stood' then,lol but we all knw beta now dnt we?!

a cousin of mine still call it stood

So no one carry match stick smoke cigar for here in d kitchen? Anyway I did dat, I go just light a match stick and put it inside my mouth and open my mouth for smoke to go out. I also leaked ovaltine nd had to drink cold water in the midnite cos I was banned from drinking cold water because of cattarh. My mom did catch me dose times drinking cold water or leaking ice block

Chei, i think say na only me do funny things for kitchen. CHISOS!!! I can't stop laughing. . I usually stole milk and garri and drank it inside the cupboard, i was very tiny then. I don't use spoon, i drink it like i'm taking tea. Lol.

Tallesty1: Bad pikin .



How are you doing?

Am gud, Jz came back 4rm church, hope u went to church?

Medunah:
Am gud, Jz came back 4rm church, hope u went to church?

Sure

Aromas: I tink dey say d more u worship n pray in d house of d lord d more ur blessing is? Hop u'v gt somtin in2 ur belle?

yes yes yes! It's a cool sunday!

floragregs: yes yes yes! It's a cool sunday!

con5m, akumura monday

Tallesty1: Sure

K, dats gud

I remember wen I want to soak carry then (especailly Ijebu Garri), I must first ceive it and remove particles. Now no time ooo

tins i did....Hmmm,e many o
Mi nd ma siblings use to mix garri with sugar,put it in a white nylon,tye it,den go to dat 'pointed tip syd of d nylon'open small hole den pour into d mouth nd chew away
My mum always wonder wat happens 2 d sugar nd y it dosent lasts...she stopped buying granulated nd brings cubed..but trust us nah!! Grinding method activated!!!

Anoda dat left a mark was ''smoking matches as we called it den''...my big cuz always does dis but he neva told mi dat he puts off d lite b4 puting d matches insyd his maut
I con say make i do my own...result--i burnt my tongue nd d mark still dy up till dis very moment...

Valfrankie: [size=16pt]BALANCING THE SWITCH BETWEEN ON/OFF, My grandma always scooped enough soup for me to taste. Pouring back my soup into the pot n scooping a new one. Fishing n hunting in the soup pot. Eating from fire. The thing too much joor. GOD rest your soul grandma[/size]

I thought I was the only one that enjoyed my grandmother, never knew someone else enjoyed his'.

If only wishes were horses.

RIP gran gran

donroxy: I was too inquisitive as a kid (around 4/5yo) only God saved me :

One day my Mama was boiling water with ''Boiling Ring aka Heater'' in the kitchen and I have always wondered what makes Heater Boil water ?

I rose up from my camp-Bed (my special bed) , walked into the kitchen and dipped my index finger inside the bowl of boiling ring ...... Grrrrrrrhhhhh , I met myself on my bed again, how I got there still amaze me till date

hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

donroxy: My stuborn uncle has the habit of first visiting the kitchen whenever he comes from work .... If there is food , he will hail the whole household and go to the bathroom to piss .......


If there is no food , he will cause trouble and force me to cook!
That is his routine everyday !


One day , my elder uncle brought in his GF who sleep over while stuborn uncle pass-over too in another folk's house .....


My elder uncle's GF forgot to turn-off sink's tap while fixing herself what to eat and left !

The whole kitchen was flooded and the water became electrified as a result of contacts with some wires for Freezer !

Ogbeni uncle came back in the evening , took off his shoes as usual and started bouncing to the kitchen to checkout food , Immediately he stepped in the kitchen , Grrrrrhhh , grhhhhh, ye-ye , e gba mi ooo, e gba mi oo (help me o , help me o)

ahahahaha

He wanted to kill me that day , as he grabbed me , I just started shouting egbon no be me , egbon I swear no be me , na Boda's GF ooo , I swear No be me egbon abeg now ..... !

the girl enter ihm trouble !

very funny

floragregs: I used help my mum to check if there was too much salt or pepper in the soup or stew, especially when she was fasting! She would scoop some wth the spoon and pour on my palm, I would taste it and give her feed back. Sometimes I will say "mummyyyy , too much salt!" just to scare her. Lol.

I did this too

robinicule: enter kitchen, look left, look right, go outside to chek if someone is coming, go back in, open pot silently, take d smallest meat, use d cover of d pot to stop d stew from dropping on d floor...chew meat with my eyes wide open, alongside with my earing sensitivity very sharp, so to detect emerging footsteps....chew and swallow under 5seconds, make some plate noise in d kitchen, goes out, stays at the passage to clean my mouth, put on d serios face, enters parlour, sits with my junior brothers......force d remote from dem *changes television channel, while crossed leg

hahahahahah I'm in love with this topic oo

U nor well

sod09: are u cripple

Adorayble: U nor well

im alrite dear

Donkunxex: Ive neva been in the kitchen b4..is dat whr d food comes from?

no dats where we take our bath!

Dunno ow d habit started, bt I used to eat/lick Maggi (1-2 cubes) daily.. Back in d days big bro nd I would share the extra fish/meat or take one each then reduce d number for momsy nd if she says she's counted it, we told her we've mistakenly disposed it wif d wastewater.
Then as a kid, I ate my food right there in d kitchen b4 d food izz being served

ooh! dat reminds me.... I also tried to balance the light switch in-between ON-OFF to see what happens.

nd there was a day big bro nd I wanted to test our cooking skills on fried rice .. We actually fried d rice wif vegetable oil nd things were messed up. what a bad day it was #theRestisHistory..

I came back from school one afternoon and mum was cooking rice, I was so happy that I climbed the little dining table in the kitchen, i was jumping up and down and before I knew what was happening, wooooooaaaaaaaaaa, I fell on the pot of rice I still have the scare on my body till today.

Used to lick white maggi and raw onions like crazy. Also dere was a day I decided to cook my first meal, I put already fried groudnut in a plastic plate N put d plate on fire. See meltin naaa.......my mama beat craze comot my body dat day

MzMariah: I came back from school one afternoon and mum was cooking rice, I was so happy that I climbed the little dining table in the kitchen, i was jumping up and down and before I knew what was happening, wooooooaaaaaaaaaa, I fell on the pot of rice I still have the scare on my body till today.

Nawa o. U fell on the pot of rice Was the table close to the stove or you jumped into the pot

I love to sleep no be small, back den by 6pm am already asleep, dey use to yab me cuz I prefer to sleep dan to eat dinner, on dis faithful evening I slept early as usual while dey were cooking nite food which was jollof rice,mayb I was dreaming of beans or sometin I can't tell cuz wen dey woke me up and gave me my share of meal, wit my eyes still closed, I went to where we store our garri and started scooping it into my jollof rice, b4 dey know wat was goin on, my jollof rice don turn to jollof garri. Dey later help me scrap some of d garri away but had to eat my new combo like dat.

y'all were decent kids shey?
who has peed.in.the.sink just like me , huh?

sod09: are u cripple

are u laughing at another nigga's disability?