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Old Irish Priest by alinco2(f): 7:17pm On Jul 18, 2006
The priest of a small Irish village had a rooster.
One Saturday he noticed the rooster was missing. He suspected it had
been
stolen to be used in cockfighting.

At Mass the next morning he asked the congregation 'Has anyone got a
cock?
- All the men stood up.
'No,no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I really meant.

Has anyone seen a cock?' - All the women stood up.
'No,no', he said, 'that wasn't what I meant either.

Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?' - Half the women
stood
up.
'No,no,' he said, 'perhaps I ought to rephrase the question.

Has anyone here seen my cock?'

All the choirboys stood up.


lol grin
Re: Old Irish Priest by naijadiva2(f): 7:18pm On Jul 18, 2006
its an okay joke
Re: Old Irish Priest by mexxy(m): 7:12am On Jul 20, 2006
it's already at least you tried. smiley
Re: Old Irish Priest by Mystique(f): 6:21pm On Jul 21, 2006
Oh oh shocked

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