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Welcome To Nigeria: by MRMICKMEN: 12:24am On Jul 18, 2014 |
®Where sex is free and love is costly... ®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY... ®Where, if u don't cheat on your partner, u are not sharp and smart.. ®Where Bathrooms has become photo STUDIO... ®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving B.Tech or B.sc DEGREE... ®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates... ®Where temples are turned into dating points, and ®Where worshiping God in truth and spirit is difficult... ®Where lies are turned into realities... ®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV... ®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response... ®Where people fear thieves, robbers and Boko Haram than they fear God... ®Where people go to mosque with BB chargers rather than quran... ®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex... ®Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment... ®Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and vice versa... ®Where the number of churches and mosque are more than the worshipers.. ¤Where we say Up NEPA more than we say Praise THE LORD... ¤ Where a school drop-out politician is Ten time richer and more respected than a professor... ¤ where someone who cannot speak English but can say Chai, Chai deris God is given honorary Doctorate degrees... WHAT A COUNTRY!! |
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