Ujujoan:

Oh c'mon!! Stop that okay?? You are giving the guy ideas and I seriously don't know where you got them from.

Oh c'mon, you know you love himit

Ujujoan:

Mr. White's

Tell me something Is that your pet name for him You need to go and put this in the "what pet name do you call him in the bedroom thread" sharpish

Ujujoan:

You know the whole male domineering thing and all . . .

I know, i keep telling him his old school cave-men toasting method is outdated but he would not listen. 

Anyway, me I have booked my head gear fitting appointment for the forthcoming You would come round, it's only a matter of time

Busy_body:

Oh c'mon, you know you love himit

Tell me something Is that your pet name for him You need to go and put this in the "what pet name do you call him in the bedroom thread" sharpish

I know, i keep telling him his old school cave-men toasting method is outdated but he would not listen.

Anyway, me I have booked my head gear fitting appointment for the forthcoming You would come round, it's only a matter of time

You know if I didnt know better I'd say you are felling a lil bit possessive. Tell me, is he really that good

I assure you girl, I have no designs on the man whatsoever so dont worry bout me okay

[s]I am just branching out from my[i] nosey parking[/i] business into a bit of matching making Whitelexi knows it's in the bag You will come round soon [/s]



Please can I politely request that you stay on-topic please and stop cluttering the thread with your uncontrollable crush on Whitelexi

Busy_body:

[s]I am just branching out from my[i] nosey parking[/i] business into a bit of matching making Whitelexi knows it's in the bag You will come round soon [/s]



Please can I politely request that you stay on-topic please and stop cluttering the thread with your uncontrollable crush on Whitelexi

Oh sure, if you'd be kind enough to find someone else to 'match' me with. _{tell am say I no gree}

for sure, i got all it takes.

eldee:

How can I be wrong?? I'm Eldee!!!

yea. . . .right!!!

eldee:

This is just selective cognitive retention on your part . . . did you miss the first part??

Did you?

eldee:

@topic
I'll have to pay to marry sumone like me!!!

I agree with you on this hehehe

ima1:

thank you o.

wats meaningless about it, except if you cannot use ur brain to think, or is my grammer too high for you, because i did try to write it in laymans term.

The fact that someone will sit on his or her computer to think about dumb posts like this makes me think what kind of human beings we have in Nairaland ,this is completely DUMB

ashleign:

The fact that someone will sit on his or her computer to think about dumb posts like this makes me think what kind of human beings we have in Nairaland ,this is completely DUMB

if you knew how to read then you would have seen the part where i said this topic was discussed on the radio, apparently ur the only one that thinks it dumb simply because you cannot read and articulate things, so you prolly need to go back to school, or dont attempt to reply to the post if you think it is dumb. i certainly do not give an F*ck if out of your stupidity or lack of education, and ignorance, cannot process little questions in your oversized brain. so i think it would be a good idea to leave the questions to those who can process things using their brains and go learn you ABC's

i can love myself not marry


p.s ima1
u're harsh-er dan satan thrashier than jezebel

Joseph6:

i can love myself not marry


p.s ima1
u're harsh-er dan satan thrashier than jezebel

wat d hell did i do, joseph dont start with me, n i'll say comparing my coments to satan is an overstatement, i'll take no offense to you comparing me to satan or jezebel because you don't know me, n i dont give a f*ck what you think.

girl take a chill pill and relax, its not like i have a knife across ur throat, moreova i've seen u're a nutcase and aint nobady wanna go near a nutcase peace!!

ima, dnt waste your time with him.
most times, ppl are not even sure if he knows what he's posting b4 he posts it.
attention is all he wants

ima1:

if you knew how to read then you would have seen the part where i said this topic was discussed on the radio, apparently ur the only one that thinks it dumb simply because you cannot read and articulate things, so you prolly need to go back to school, or don't attempt to reply to the post if you think it is dumb. i certainly do not give an F*ck if out of your stupidity or lack of education, and ignorance, cannot process little questions in your oversized brain. so i think it would be a good idea to leave the questions to those who can process things using their brains and go learn you ABC's

If you knew what to do with your life,you won't be posting the most stupid "question"(that is if it's actually a question). in history,I definitely do not give a flying self-servicer if you heard it on the radio,the fact still remains that this thread is dumb,meaningless,beyond human articulation.Talking about illiteracy,you should be the one leaving the cybercafe for the intelligent and those who are ready to post meaningful and intelligent topics for school instead of wasting an opportuned space for an slowpoke-filled post.It will do you a great deal if you leave your computer and get a Job or possibly a life.

nice come back jare games on u ima1 aka olofufu

ashleign:

If you knew what to do with your life,you won't be posting the most stupid "question"(that is if it's actually a question). in history,I definitely do not give a flying self-servicer if you heard it on the radio,the fact still remains that this thread is dumb,meaningless,beyond human articulation.Talking about illiteracy,you should be the one leaving the cybercafe for the intelligent and those who are ready to post meaningful and intelligent topics for school instead of wasting an opportuned space for an slowpoke-filled post.It will do you a great deal if you leave your computer and get a Job or possibly a life.

hunny don't start with me, you think the thread is dumb then why bother reading it, took you long enough to formulate a response out of that dumb brain of yours, first and foremost let me lecture you on my person, i am not in a cybercafe, because i actually own a computer bought with my hard earned money i worked for at my job, as per education wise i have a Bsc in computer science, a Master's degree in Management information system, and going for my second degree in Nursing, so you see the level you are dont even compare, so who gives a f*ck about my education, i certainly don't think its a big deal, but when people like you who out of no f*ucking where come out blabbing sh*t and jumping into conclusions out of the stupidity of your brain, it just goes to prove how stupid you are. and the fact that i am wasting my time giving dumb f*ucks like you who still has pee brain the time of the day, bugs me because i a going down to ur level.
so hunny lets squash this you think the post is dumb fine move on im tired of wasting my time on idiotic f*cks, lets move on.

well its a nice one but a lil too much detail i'll like 2 think u are aware everyone lies on nl, then again the curses are overly redundant and enuff with the fake bowdlerizing or censorin wateva. all d same its an 8/10 .crazy and constructive .way to go!
ash, i see u're chances or winnin dis is are slim but u can give it a try perhaps there's still more fire to let out.

No way.
I need someone who is strong where I am weak, and for who I can be strong where the person is weak. I dont need someone who has my strenghts and weaknesses, no way!
I am reserved, I need someone outgoing, I tend to think too much, I need someone who does not brood, etc
If I marry someone like myself, how will we survive a situation where we are both weak, and how will we avoid conflicts were we are both strong?

i know i mention earlier dat i wont marry myself but i didnt get it then. . . . , . well i still woulnt marry myself. . . , .reasons: i'm too bossy too pushy i nag i'm lazy infact i can't date myself and frankly i can't stand being pushed around.

goodboybad:

No way.
I need someone who is strong where I am weak, and for who I can be strong where the person is weak. I don't need someone who has my strenghts and weaknesses, no way!
I am reserved, I need someone outgoing, I tend to think too much, I need someone who does not brood, etc
If I marry someone like myself, how will we survive a situation where we are both weak, and how will we avoid conflicts were we are both strong?

i agree with you on that, i remember when i was sick n felt like my life was ending, if it wasn't for my husband giving me words of support, i highly doubt i would have made it

ima1:

hunny don't start with me, you think the thread is dumb then why bother reading it, took you long enough to formulate a response out of that dumb brain of yours, first and foremost let me lecture you on my person, i am not in a cybercafe,  because i actually own a computer bought with my hard earned money i worked for at my job, as per education wise i have a Bsc in computer science, a Master's degree in Management information system, and going for my second degree in Nursing, so you see the level you are don't even compare, so who gives a f*ck about my education, i certainly don't think its a big deal, but when people like you who out of no f*ucking where come out blabbing sh*t and jumping into conclusions out of the stupidity of your brain, it just goes to prove how stupid you are. and the fact that i am wasting my time giving dumb f*ucks like you who still has pee brain the time of the day, bugs me because i a going down to ur level.
so hunny lets squash this you think the post is dumb fine move on I'm tired of wasting my time on idiotic f*cks, lets move on.

Haha,who is idiotic?me or you who started a dumb post like this,you are really a spanking spiddle,did they tell you that idiots who ask Immature questions like this have got a level?Let's talk about education,yeah you might claim anything that pumps out of your flee brain,hey when adults like this ask Immature questions that can't be asked by a toddler,it makes me wonder if you really have an IQ.Yeah now I know why they say the truth hurts,because when they tell wankers like you the truth,they feel like ripping the forum into shreds.I still maintain this thread is dumb,so it will be of great interest to you if you have a serious rethink the next time you're posting a thread and stop waiting for when you would be told the truth from someone else and then you flay up like a soldier who just had a bullet pierce through his heart.

Now dats wat i call [b]A [/b]comeback! and ima1 i doubt if anitin u say can ovathrow dis one. ima1 u either take dis blow and give up or punch back and face the consequences. thumbs up! ash




P.S ima1's a bitch!

ashleign:

Haha,who is idiotic?me or you who started a dumb post like this,you are really a spanking spiddle,did they tell you that idiots who ask Immature questions like this have got a level?Let's talk about education,yeah you might claim anything that pumps out of your flee brain,hey when adults like this ask Immature questions that can't be asked by a toddler,it makes me wonder if you really have an IQ.Yeah now I know why they say the truth hurts,because when they tell wankers like you the truth,they feel like ripping the forum into shreds.I still maintain this thread is dumb,so it will be of great interest to you if you have a serious rethink the next time you're posting a thread and stop waiting for when you would be told the truth from someone else and then you flay up like a soldier who just had a bullet pierce through his heart.

you think its dumb fine, move on lets have peace.

@joseph, don't F*cking call me a bitch, if you cannot call your mother a bitch.

@ ima1
once a loser always a loser
can we focus on wats a ground pls "if u cannot call ur moda a bitch" only one who's modas a bitch wld use dis kind of line

Joseph6:

@ ima1
once a loser always a loser
can we focus on wats a ground please "if u cannot call ur moda a bitch" only one who's modas a bitch would use this kind of line

wat an asshole,

^{My dream come true.} Yes! I would. A gazillion times.

Hell yes

Infact Cipriani weds Cipriani, this is going to be the best marriage for me