You might like it. This is hilarious, even an Englishman could not construct
sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and
Singaporeans.



Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with,

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don ' t understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don ' t know what he 1.

Is this mathematics section or i clicked on the wrong joke ?

just because i don hail her na im u dey sulk.

Ok info, you too are good

am not good, Am very very good

sorry no cry ,ok

ok

Ituen, thanks for the compliment ohh. Unlike Monkey boy hia, he dey getting senile each and everyday. . .

Guy doesn't have the right to express himself again?
Info,talk your mind jo.

@ gabry
I like it sha

Thanks ohh brother.

No mind Info, he is just like that when it comes to me cause I bully him alot sha

Now,you've gone too far.Bully info?
I can just picture you standing over him with a bullwhip(or koboko if u like) and him begging for mercy.

@ info
Na so?

is the boym from oyo state

dreday:

Now,you've gone too far.Bully info?
I can just picture you standing over him with a bullwhip(or koboko if u like) and him begging for mercy.

@ info
Na so?

Not that kind of bully ohhh. . . See you yeye fowl

If not for Ituen

Info,

thanks for your patience. you will be rewarded in heaven

are u sure he is heading there?

Be my guest

@topic
lmao, i love it

@ joke
love it

Thanks guys.

Scop, What do you mean by deliver joke for now?

is scopium ok?

I dontthink he is

Afta you go say your computer infected by Jazzy's virus, now I think you are ok

scop look at dis ituen
wen i do jokes he keep on insulting me
but wen gabbry says sumting dat obviously even me a malaysian took alomost 10 min to understand he compliments her

i wanna kick is padded ass!!!!!!
tufiakwa

LOL Its because Im worth it ohh

@gabrywyl
Nice joke. But the guy went from 7 to 11 instead of 6.
Keep it up girl.

Gaby,
nice,did I sense jealousy in the house

mayb, mayb nt

hey dani,

I thought tea brain say you are dying