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Sand : Again?! by biodun001: 9:58pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
PLASTIC SURGERY IS NOT THAT GREAT A 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100." Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven. She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?". God said: "I didn't recognize you". |
Re: Sand : Again?! by kwomz: 12:19pm On Jan 13, 2011 |
excellent! authentic smilez all the time |
Re: Sand : Again?! by ARareGem(f): 8:53pm On Jan 13, 2011 |
Eh ya |
Re: Sand : Again?! by oderemo(m): 10:47pm On Jan 13, 2011 |
^^^ , its funny u r still saying eeya to 4 yr old joke. pele.oh. |
Re: Sand : Again?! by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:22am On Jan 14, 2011 |
Rotflmao |
Re: Sand : Again?! by yinkalink(f): 1:41pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
ode remo: wetin be ur own sef, write ur own make we see old but still funny. try harder and dont be discouraged by some odes here |
Re: Sand : Again?! by oderemo(m): 9:51pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^^ if you agree its old, then y the bru hahaha. not compulsory we all crack joke, but hey same way some idiotic comment like yors shld be disregarded. whats yor i.d again ?yinka CLINK |
Re: Sand : Again?! by Dabss(m): 1:38am On Jan 17, 2011 |
^^^ bros better let sleeping dogs lie |
Re: Sand : Again?! by tammyswits(f): 8:34am On Jan 17, 2011 |
The return of the joke 5, still funny though! |
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