Wonders they said shall never end Witches declare war on
Boko Haram
•Say Shekau ‘ll be captured before
December
• Warn Tinubu, Oshiomhole and Emir of
Kano, Sanusi of impending trouble Worried by the socio-economic challenges
facing the country, especially the nation’s
state of insecurity, witches and wizards in
the country recently held an emergency
meeting at Afuze, Edo State
Making this revelation in an exclusive interview with Saturday Sun in Lagos on
Wednesday, leader and spokesman, Witches
and Wizards Association of Nigeria,
(WITZAN), Dr. Okhue Iboi said the
emergency meeting held by his members
was not only aimed at discussing the various challenges confronting the nation
but also to chart a way forward.
“Witches and Wizards in Nigeria are deeply
worried by what is going on in the country
especially Boko Haram insurgency. As
stakeholders in the Nigerian project, we can no longer afford to fold our hands while
the nation burns. Enough is enough”, he
declared.
While saying that the Boko Haram issue
was one of the key issues discussed at their
meeting, Iboi said it was witches and wizards from Borno, Adamawa and Yobe
states that urged the association to
convene the emergency meeting.
According to him: “Our bi-annual meeting
was actually supposed to come up in first
week of October, but our fellow brothers and sisters from these three North eastern
states made passionate appeal to our
general assembly imploring us to discuss
Boko Haram matter. Witches and wizards
in Adamawa. Borno and Yobe states want
us to intervene, to help cage Shekau and his blood-thirsty lieutenants”
Speaking on the outcome of their
deliberations, the 55-year-old wizard said
the days of Abubakar Shekau, Boko Haram
leader were numbered.
According to him, Shekau will be captured before the end of December, and paraded on
the streets of Abuja and Maiduguri for the
whole world to see.
“We witches and wizards in Nigeria have
sealed the fate of Shekau. His days are
numbered. He will be captured before the end of December, and contrary to the image
and impression he has been creating that
he is a warrior, after his capture, he will
start singing like a canary bird.”
Not done yet, Iboi, further said that Shekau,
upon his arrest, will mention some powerful people who are his sponsors.
“An ordinary eye can’t see what we are
seeing in the coven world. Witches and
wizards have put Shekau on our radar.
There is no peace for him again until the
day of his arrest,” he said. Urging Nigerians to remain steadfast and
not to panic, the witches spokesman added
that the parents of the missing Chibok girls
will soon have cause to smile. “Those girls
are coming back home. They will be
rescued, but it is sad that I have to say here that not all of them are coming back.
They are not being held in the same place,
some are in Niger, and some are in
Cameroon while others are in Chad and
Nigeria” , he added.
Iboi, who said Nigerians should not doubt the witches’ declaration or revelations on
the state of affairs in Nigeria, said: “This is
not the first time we will be coming out to
speak about the nation. Five years ago, this
was in 2010, when Nigerians were
preparing for 2011 general elections, especially the presidential poll, we came out
to warn General Ibrahim Babangida and
former Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar
not to contest against President Goodluck
Jonathan, that Jonathan will floor them.
What happened after these two eminent Nigerians disobeyed us, they lost in a
disgraceful manner to Jonathan. Our
warning to IBB and Atiku came out in one
or two national dailies.”
Continuing, he said: “In November last year,
during one of our meetings, it was revealed to us that former CBN governor Lamido
Sanusi would be unceremoniously removed
from office, many people then labelled us
fakes but what happened thereafter? Sanusi
was ignominiously removed from office
without completing his tenure. “That time we also said that some PDP top
notchers that decamped to APC would
come back to PDP, did this not also come
to pass? Witches don’t speak from both
sides of the mouth, and what is not
revealed to us in our meetings, we will never say it was revealed to us. We
seldom speak out on national issues, we
only speak when it is necessary to do so,
and we do so out of patriotism”.
On other national issues which they
discussed, Iboi said the newly installed Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido should not rejoice
yet.
According to him: “What we see before
Sanusi is myriad of woes. His road will be
rough. Turbulent days lie ahead of him, he
should not rejoice yet. He will experience trouble within and outside the emirate. His
enemies are many, and to make matters
worse for him, he had stepped on powerful
toes. He needs all the prayers in this world
to survive the turmoil looming before him.”
On the nation’s political landscape, Iboi said Edo State governor, Adams
Oshiomhole was standing on a shaky
ground. “ It appear as if Oshiomhole is a
master political strategist but the crisis
currently happening in Edo State will
snowball into a bigger crisis that may see Oshiomhole being swept away from office.
You can call it a political tornado or
Tsunami. Comrade governor should be
vigilant,” he said.
For APC national leader, Asiwaju Bola
Ahmed Tinubu, the witches said: “Tinubu will be betrayed. He will be sold out by
those he trusted. This betrayal will affect
his political empire. Tinubu’s political
dynasty is under threat of crumbling.
Tinubu is a good man, but the bitter truth
he must swallow today is that APC is going nowhere. Many top notchers of PDP that
are in APC now will go back to PDP.
Witches said so in November last year and
it happened. I’m telling the whole world
again today that many former PDP leaders
that are now in APC will betray Tinubu and other APC leaders, they will go back to PDP
this year, and before 2015 general
elections.”
On the anxiety over 2015, Iboi urged
Nigerians to remain calm. “Nigerians should
rejoice. This nation will not break up. Witches and wizards carried out some
intercessory spiritual work in Arusa,
Tanzania, and New Delhi, in India over this
issue, and luckily our brethren, that is
fellow witches there, joined hands with us,
and it was resolved that Nigeria should not break up. Forget about any American
prediction, Nigeria will not break up. There
may be pockets of crisis here and there,
but they will be election related violence.”
On 2015 general elections, the witches said
President Goodluck Jonathan will win. “Jonathan will win re-election. Although
there will be pockets of violence, Jonathan
will win. I will also have to appeal to
Buhari and Tinubu, they should not waste
their money, time and energy on the poll.
They should go home and rest. They should forget about becoming President or
Vice President of Nigeria. APC will still lose
more governors to PDP before this year
runs out”.
Asked why other witches and wizards don’t
come out or hold their meeting in the open, Iboi laughed, cleared his throat before
blunting out. “You speak like a small pikin .
Witches are like spirits. We are invisible. It
is only those that operate in the spiritual
realm that can see us either when we are
meeting or going for assignment. I was born a witch. I inherited witchcraft from my
mother when I was in her womb, from the
age of 7 I started seeing unborn babies in
their mothers’ womb, and I could predict
with precision of sex of an unborn child
whether it is a boy or girl. When I was born, I was born with a leaf in my hand, and
starting from the age of 5, I started healing
people like a grown-up herbalist.”
On the issues of witches being blood-
thirsty, and suckling blood, Iboi said:
“Those are bad witches, in our own association; we are white witches, and
white wizards. We are here to save people.
We don’t kill, we counter bad witches and
neutralize them whenever they are on their
evil mission.”
While saying that another meeting of witches and wizards is slated for Damaturu
the capital of Yobe State in October, Iboi
said the meeting will review the outcome of
the one held at Afuze, so as to enable
witches to know what action and steps to
be taken next. “To add to that, we are also converging on http://zionfun.com/forum2_theme_110600843.xhtml?tema=16

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Thousands of flying brooms with latest surveillance cameras beaming live feed to mirrors around the country, what are you waiting for

So this is what GEJ wants to borrow $1billion for?! Masterstroke

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This thread should be moved to Joke section

Am I dreaming! *In Kat Deluna's voice*
I know for real Nigeria will never ever or come close to break up. I Love Nigeria my Country

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Hehehe...this is supposed to be a joke right