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Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by reedbam: 9:22am On Jul 19, 2014 |
The following is what a woman posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband: I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. J.P. Morgan CEO Source [url]www.worthytoshare.net/url] 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by reedbam: 9:26am On Jul 19, 2014 |
To the gold-diggers smart men are shutting down the mines . In as much as I respect the lady's honestly she could have invested her beauty and see how some flock towards her |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by Nobody: 9:35am On Jul 19, 2014 |
She should try selling it on EBAY. 1 Like |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by sexylogan(m): 9:36am On Jul 19, 2014 |
MY LORD!!! She was precisely described as a "depreciation asset". LWKMD Best reply EVER to a Gold-Digger. |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by sexylogan(m): 9:44am On Jul 19, 2014 |
Hmmm...the babes are silent today oh. No comments from them 2 Likes |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by dre11(m): 10:08am On Jul 19, 2014 |
The reply was epic...... Like the lines the Man used to reply her |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by Swegzfreak: 10:59am On Jul 19, 2014 |
As a rapper i'll call dat reply a heavy punchline |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by lilmax(m): 11:42am On Jul 19, 2014 |
Nice |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by bukit05(f): 11:45am On Jul 19, 2014 |
sexylogan: Hmmm...the babes are silent today oh. No comments from them Says who? I reserve my comment |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by sexylogan(m): 11:51am On Jul 19, 2014 |
bukit05: Say something...Comment your reserve |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by Kjking(m): 11:53am On Jul 19, 2014 |
God bless the dude...... and by the way; where are those gold digging ladies that can't afford their undies |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by xtervaganza(m): 11:59am On Jul 19, 2014 |
My own addtional message to the lady “Apply cold water to burn areas” |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by olumaxi(m): 12:09pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
sexylogan: Hmmm...the babes are silent today oh. No comments from themcos they al dsame |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by Tymax(m): 12:23pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
Only one lady on this thread? Since morning? |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by bukit05(f): 12:30pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
Tymax: Only one lady on this thread? Since morning? No vex, they are busy, so they chose to cum and represent |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by Tymax(m): 1:32pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
bukit05:chai Truth is bitter o. |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by Nobody: 1:47pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
This is first class. Nice comeback. |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by bilexg(m): 2:30pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
EPIC!!! MORAL: " invest in urself. Golddigging ain't a profitable venture anymore" |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
I wish all Boys could have this mentality. |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by davidif: 9:15pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
hahaha love it. Epic response. I am sure that if he was Nigerian, he would have resorted to personal insults and what not. I guess the saying that people who don't know how to express themselves resort to personal attacks. |
Re: Priceless Reply From A Banker To A Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by architez: 12:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
reedbam: FUNNY BUT TRUE BTW, Forgive me. There is this raging thread where they r saying that Muhammad (PBUH) slept with a six year old. Please help me tell them it's not true. Here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/2439827/age-consent-sex-what-want |
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