dytbabe:

Amen o Yemlizzy

vizkiz: 1. Most black 9ja girls you knew 5 years ago are now white.(Fact )

2. Some 9ja ladies have sent their future husbands away just because he couldn't answer the question; "Where did you get my BB pin?" well.(Stu*pid )

3. 98% of our ladies today believe that attachment hair is better then their natural hair...Salute to all my sweet deeper life babes.


4. Ladies think fixing nails, eye lashes and other foreign bodies makes them look sexier....na lie! It doesn't work always. E dey make some of una very ugly sef.

5. Ladies always want to end up with tall handsome guy.....Ignoring the short guys with beautiful hearts.(I aren't short though )

6. They always want to form British accent when speaking English but they end up dropping a bombshell
My dear ladies, Be YOURSELF, Be ORIGINAL, Be HUMBLE, Be NICE. It pays because BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL(i love light skinned ladies too)

sexylogan:

You could always marry a Cameroonian.

Aniroly:
are you one?

Yemlizzy:
What are we celebrating? You sound so excited. Talk to me

dytbabe:

Celebrating the femalehood
Muchechechechecheche

Yemlizzy:
Hmmm this one strong ooo.

dytbabe:

U dey do me strong thing

vizkiz: 2. Some 9ja ladies have sent their future husbands away just because he couldn't answer the question; "Where did you get my BB pin?" well.(Stu*pid )

sexylogan:

You could always marry a Cameroonian. No one pointed a gun to your head and forced you to date/marry a Nigerian girl.

pweedyuz: nd were is d difficulty in answering just a simple question,,,,,,Wia did u get my pin
i wunt chop off ur head ni!!!!!!must u lie or go round d question

if i dnt no u,,i will ask were u got my pin from#make i dy sure say dem no send u cum#...n

like you are the daughter to dangote

Check out this awkward conversation...
Daniel: hello

Mary:Hello,please who is this?? (Awkward)

Daniel: i am. Daniel by name and a friend, got your pin on
fb(blah,blah,blah)

Mary:hmmmmn, keep lying ( like wtf ) i dnt think i know you from fb(like you know 50% of the friends you have on fb )

80% of 9ja girls are like this

pweedyuz: nd were is d difficulty in answering just a simple question,,,,,,Wia did u get my pin
i wunt chop off ur head ni!!!!!!must u lie or go round d question
if i dnt no u,,i will ask were u got my pin from#make i dy sure say dem no send u cum#...n

vizkiz:


like you are the daughter to dangote

Check out this awkward conversation...
Daniel: hello

Mary:Hello,please who is this?? (Awkward)

Daniel: i am. Daniel by name and a friend, got your pin on
fb(blah,blah,blah)

Mary:hmmmmn, keep lying ( like wtf ) i dnt think i know you from fb(like you know 50% of the friends you have on fb )

80% of 9ja girls are like this

pweedyuz:
Lolss
She myt know all her fb frnd#u neva can tell#
Nd wat if she did nt post her pin on fb??

onstelly:
I tire oh, if I delit him it will b mean I have delit my future hubby

vizkiz:

Well,if she didn't post it there(fb) doesn't mean she should start investigating you like a criminal or something

pweedyuz:
hahahaha
y wunt she investigate!!!eh
an unknown soul pinged u,,,u neva c dat face in ur life b4
soo u asked whu gave u my pin*nd remember i used whu cos iv neva pasted my pin anywere nt even facebuk*
den d guy says *fb*
den u tell him it cant b fb cos my pin s nt dere
den d guy starts beating around d bush

most of dem myt even tell u dat dey'v forgotten *nd dats total bullshit cos guys dnt forget were dy got a babes numba or pin.* while sum will stick to d fb story!!!
tink am nah!!!if dem no send d person from d spirit world or water,,,den y d LIE

ok you win

Give me your pin

pweedyuz:
hahahaha
y wunt she investigate!!!eh
an unknown soul pinged u,,,u neva c dat face in ur life b4
soo u asked whu gave u my pin*nd remember i used whu cos iv neva pasted my pin anywere nt even facebuk*
den d guy says *fb*
den u tell him it cant b fb cos my pin s nt dere
den d guy starts beating around d bush

most of dem myt even tell u dat dey'v forgotten *nd dats total bullshit cos guys dnt forget were dy got a babes numba or pin.* while sum will stick to d fb story!!!
tink am nah!!!if dem no send d person from d spirit world or water,,,den y d LIE