Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any -
Albert Einstein (1872).
He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried d Hausa perfume - Isaac
Newton (1904).
He who fully unwraps a sharwama
completely before eating it cannot keep
a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper-soup with his eyes wide
open is not afraid of anything - Martin
Luther King Jnr (1900).
Anyone who thinks he has many
enemies has never been with a
mountain of fire member - William
Shakespeare (1788).
Anyone who graduated without
experiencing a strike probably has never
been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904).
He who asks for stew on top of jollof
rice has trust issues - Alexander the III
1709).
He who refuses to classify Agege bread n
Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -
Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).
Any man who drinks alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder....obasanjo(1999)
Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor,
but allowing the garri to swell-up before
drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth
(1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors
to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not
yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)
Nigeria was never on the map when God
said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980
No mata how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan
(2013)
Anyone that reads this without laughing,
that person is looking for a job - Lord
Lugard (1914).



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