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The P*n*s Competion by bigocean(m): 6:31pm On Oct 11, 2008
There was once a boy who had a long p*n*s. The p*n*s was so long that, wen he raised D lower end of his shorts the p*n*s is revealed.the boy hated dis,but there was nothin he could do. Oneday,d boy was listening to the radio where he heard there was going to be a p*n*s competition.The boy was happy for this so,he ran to the arena where he met two men at the gate. The men were on long trousers.they asked him what he was there for and the boy rplied that he was there for the p*n*s contest .The men asked him if his p*n*s was long enough and the boy boldly replied 'YES'.The men asked him to show them his p*n*s.So, he raised the lower end of his shorts and it revealed the p*n*s. The men hissed and raised the lower end of there long trousers and it revealed their's.with dis the boy was sent back home.But as the boy was on his way he decided to look through the fence of the arena to see what was going on there.He looked there and saw people using there p*n*s for skipping.
Re: The P*n*s Competion by dani1luv: 7:11pm On Oct 11, 2008
i reservour ma commentes' cool
Re: The P*n*s Competion by adagz01(m): 7:14am On Mar 08, 2011
ok
Re: The P*n*s Competion by StudioCFR(m): 8:02am On Mar 08, 2011
Hhmmm
Re: The P*n*s Competion by cynthoney(f): 9:34am On Mar 08, 2011
u must be dreaming!!! undecided lipsrsealed

pls,u need to c a pastor and a doctor embarassed
Re: The P*n*s Competion by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Mar 08, 2011
lol the d*****k can also be used for a pipe
Re: The P*n*s Competion by yinkalink(f): 7:37pm On Mar 08, 2011
Wharidis rubbish?
Re: The P*n*s Competion by clemcykul(f): 8:59am On Mar 09, 2011
arrant nonsense from a nonsensical mind
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Imohbyron(m): 6:57pm On Mar 09, 2011
Pen nis for skipping ,awesome
Re: The P*n*s Competion by yinkalink(f): 8:14pm On Mar 09, 2011
We suppose dey terminate sum p'pls contract wit nl.
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Osama10(m): 11:35pm On Mar 09, 2011
Hmmmn. shocked
Re: The P*n*s Competion by roselynbas(f): 5:06am On Mar 10, 2011
who ever said this was a joke?!
Re: The P*n*s Competion by roselynbas(f): 5:06am On Mar 10, 2011
who ever said this was a joke?!
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Arcani: 8:49pm On Mar 10, 2011
shocked
Re: The P*n*s Competion by eldav(m): 9:23pm On Mar 10, 2011
Na 2day d competition start?
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Nobody: 1:10am On Mar 12, 2011
I no fit talk lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: The P*n*s Competion by olawalebabs(m): 10:37am On Mar 12, 2011
are your own long pass trousers
Re: The P*n*s Competion by tammyswits(f): 8:45pm On Mar 14, 2011
disgustingly boring?
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Arcani: 8:48pm On Mar 14, 2011
tammyswits:

disgustingly boring[b]?[/b]

Nt really, if tis a question!!
Re: The P*n*s Competion by tammyswits(f): 9:06pm On Mar 14, 2011
Arcani:

Nt really, if tis a question!!

STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked
Re: The P*n*s Competion by mamagee3(f): 9:07pm On Mar 14, 2011
tammyswits:

STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The P*n*s Competion by jamace(m): 3:02am On Mar 15, 2011
grin grin grin
Re: The P*n*s Competion by DrSmile1: 7:59am On Mar 15, 2011
I this jokes section please?
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Arcani: 1:26pm On Mar 15, 2011
tammyswits:

STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked

hehe  grin  maybe I v got a crush on ya tongue
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Nobody: 3:00pm On Mar 15, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin raises his boxers,well,
Re: The P*n*s Competion by EfemenaXY: 2:20am On Mar 16, 2011
^^ Nor tell me say you be participant?? undecided lipsrsealed

@Poster - we don hear you
Re: The P*n*s Competion by tammyswits(f): 4:53pm On Mar 16, 2011
Arcani:

hehe grin maybe I v got a crush on ya tongue

i dont blame you,i have that effect everywhea i go!,

i tell you its exremely hard being me!
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Arcani: 6:33pm On Mar 16, 2011
tammyswits:

i dont blame you,i have that effect everywhea i go!,

i tell you its exremely hard being me!

Hehehe, lol, 4 ya mind!! wink
Re: The P*n*s Competion by clemcykul(f): 12:41pm On Mar 17, 2011
lancaster:

grin grin grin grin grin grin raises his boxers,well,
*faints*
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Nobody: 1:06pm On Mar 17, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
removes his boxers,coming close to clem grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The P*n*s Competion by clemcykul(f): 3:45pm On Mar 17, 2011
aah *chops off snake with a cutlass*

lemme see wat u will scare me wit grin
Re: The P*n*s Competion by Ranoscky(m): 12:55pm On Mar 21, 2011
***Ranoscky swaggs in swaggerliciously in Flygerian swagger***

roselynbas:

who ever said this was a joke?!
+10

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