These Jonathanian quotes are being presented to start your week.......in depression as they have brought a once-vibrant nation to near collapse......

(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)

(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter

(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

(4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)

(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN

(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang

(. "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua

(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)

(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)

(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)

(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ

(13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)

(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that #‎BringBackOurGirls‬? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)

(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).

(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014).

Please add more words of Jonathanian wsidom to this collection and share widely. Thank you and may God Save our Nation from those that don't mean it and the citizens well, Amen.