dayosaurus:


Guy abeg, go back to primary school.

my oga no vex.
I use samsung swype to type.
But since you send me back to primary school I guess I will go back.
But wait are you here to check for errors or what?
this is a forum so what's the big deal.You have problem with my English settle it in hell

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

your is good it was a joke, mine got me sick for a week now

ibedun:

Absolutely heartless and irresponsible.

That is our women for you, and that is why we are so messed and poverty stricken in our part of the world.

True talk!! Many don't think men should have a say as to when their partners should get pregnant.

These are decisions that should be made as a couple, a woman can't just wake up one morning & drop such a surprise.

This is why guys should be careful these days, many women see pregnancy as a meal ticket

PapiDShipCapt: I persuaded my shy friend into having an affair with a girl which eventually got her preggy. on hearing the news my friend slummed n hit his head against a stook n got his face badly injured. he woke up 30mins later crying n lamenting "belle chai, i don die"

After that experience which i witnessed, i swore I wont let myself fall into such situation....

my friend still have that scar on his face..

Chai...dis guy don watch Nollywood tire...

when my wife to be broke the news i looked at her and told my self in my mind dat God don catch this woman

uzolexis:
don't worry when it happens i'll give you a detailed description of the process,be patient

cute thing !!!

just started following u obbti Twitter !

#should follow back

QuiverBox:

I can see you really wanna multiple and fill the earth.

QuiverBox:

I can see you really wanna multiple and fill the earth.

Dos days in skul I was in ma finals and ma ex was in her first year thoe we co habit dos time of her screening
She told me she was pregnant I didn't knw wen I cried
She told me to stop but I told her amu sorry
Then she started petting me just imagine

dis thread aint for youngsters.....na for pipo with ........i no fit type again..lols

Lol...you talk like its a woman who made herself pregnant, its ur sperm that result to d preggy, why on earth don't u use a condom in the first place if you don't want to impregnate someone? And again its not all women contraceptive works for and it will even get to a stage that contraceptive leads to shedding excess of blood while menstrating, if u knw u don't want a baby unplanned, pls don't put d blame on d woman,you should be protective as well

50calibre:

Why? Isn't it heartless & selfish for a woman to get pregnant without her man's consent? Especially if it's not in a marriage, but even in a marriage, isn't it selfish & heartless?

egopersonified: When I told my husband I was pregnant with our first child, his eyes became like segun arinze's, see rush to lab to confirm, I think that was the happiest day of his life. Last month, I played a prank on him and told him I was pregnant again after 3 kids, the expression on his face was like 'this woman wants to kill me', asking everyday if I had seen my period, I let him suffer till I actually saw the period, he actually said 'thank God', laugh wan kill me that day. Pls share your experiences.

You're what?

The fork you are. Get the fork outta here!

Was I too harsh then?

HopeAtHand:

God abeg ooo..

May it be well with all of them that took measures when their gfs broke that kind of news.

Please do not punish them with Childlessness, pity them and return back the child(ren) to them when they are ready to father them........Amen.

amen ooo

ijechikky: Neither a Husband nor a Boyfriend do I ve

**walks outta Thread**

I love you,come here joor!

d day my ex...told me she missed her period...eh...my face was like WTF....if u miss am...u better catch am next time...go and look for ur period ooo...headache catch me tru out dat day...no be headache of panaldol oo....na wat next...nai be d question...e just de ring for my head like bell.....3days latter she told me..her period jumped....i fired back....y u no jump follow am??na so she burst laff...i nearly faint....cos i wasn't ready then...mehn na bad news o..to dose wen never ready like me....lols

lolaxavier:

Chai...dis guy don watch Nollywood tire...

yoruba film..

CityNG:

You're what?

The fork you are. Get the fork outta here!

Was I too harsh then?

CityNG, can I have your gf's number? You need to experience it live.

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahag

egopersonified:

CityNG, can I have your gf's number? You need to experience it live.

I was just joking though. I was actually quite elated. That was 19 years ago. I know exactly because I just finished paying that chidl support a year ago

dytbabe: Clears throat.
Guess he knew that shot was gonna get me preggy so he was all ready bt wanted me do a comfirmed test, did, handed over to him and youngman went on his kneels, I have bn askin u marry before now, I hp this has convinced u we are meant to be, omo, I fear for myself, I no accept the ring o, I say see conspiracy, I no do marriage, after all my shakara, I said yes to him 10days before I put to bed.

birth

01emek: She told me '' am now carrying your baby!!... I look at her neither sad nor happy, just kept my face without expression and told her'' mj mjmgmtw wtmgjm twjtw jwaw wtwawt waxgt wta..'' She answered: ok

guy u don kill me o

Jesus!!! Never knew some people actually go through a lot to conceive. Thought it only happens in the movies.


God, please forgive my sins.
Abeg God, I take God beg you. Too many aborted

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

Hehehehe

when she told me dah she was pregnant... I took my phone



.dialed my accountant's number






told him to pay a billion naira into my father inlaw's account!



no biq deal!

50calibre:


True talk!! Many don't think men should have a say as to when their partners should get pregnant.

These are decisions that should be made as a couple, a woman can't just wake up one morning & drop such a surprise.

This is why guys should be careful these days, many women see pregnancy as a meal ticket

I was like y showing d oh-no face on the third one? She herself said it.... this woman wants to kill me look. That is so because the guy funds the whole thing. Discuss the number u want, when and how to fund it. Times are hard and govt no send una...kids on the streets have mothers.

If a couple is finding it hard to conceive... go for check-ups. Some diccks are not good or some wombs aren't or both.

searay: birth

Mtchewwwww

50calibre:

Why? Isn't it heartless & selfish for a woman to get pregnant without her man's consent? Especially if it's not in a marriage, but even in a marriage, isn't it selfish & heartless?

The thing was put in there by you, not her. She did not impregnate herself, so if it happens, then it is the responsibility of the both of you.

CityNG:

I was just joking though. I was actually quite elated. That was 19 years ago. I know exactly because I just finished paying that chidl support a year ago

Na God save you.

Ishilove:
The thing was put in there by you, not her. She did not impregnate herself, so if it happens, then it is the responsibility of the both of you.

Not every fuwadu suppose result to pregnancy. We should b talking about this thing.....not as a surprise ke.

Rooneyboy:

cute thing !!!

just started following u obbti Twitter !

#should follow back

Sorry I don't understand, obbti is your twtr handle? Pls wats ur twtr handle so I can fflw back.

Youngpo413:



fucckkking without protection,what else should we (guys) expect?

HBP indeed.

You have said it all. They expect the girls alone to keep messing up their cycles with pills without regard for the effect it might have on their wombs. They want to eat their cake and have it.

Ishilove:
The thing was put in there by you, not her. She did not impregnate herself, so if it happens, then it is the responsibility of the both of you.

abi o

50calibre:


True talk!! Many don't think men should have a say as to when their partners should get pregnant.

These are decisions that should be made as a couple, a woman can't just wake up one morning & drop such a surprise.

This is why guys should be careful these days, many women see pregnancy as a meal ticket

What stops you from taking precautions yourself? What happened to using protection? Are you aware that accidents happen and these contraceptives can fail? When it happens, it is the height of wickedness to expect your partner to bear the burden alone. The pregnancy was put in thereby YOU so bear it and don't shift blame.