JONATHANIAN WORDS OF WISDOM: These Jonathanian quotes are being presented to start your week.......in depression as they have brought a once-vibrant nation to near collapse......

(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)

(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter

(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

(4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)

(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN

(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang

(. "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua

(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)

(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)

(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)

(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ

(13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)

(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that #‪BringBackOurGirls‬? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)

(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).

(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014).

Please add more words of Jonathanian wisdom to this collection and share widely. Thank you and may God Save our Nation from those that don't mean it and the citizens well, Amen.

- Nasir El-Rufai

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Tell me dis man is not stupid?

VOICEOFTHEMASES: Tell me dis man is not stupid?

A Jonathanian yet again?! He ain't silly though!

I dont beliv Maku actually said no. 4.
On the other hand he opened his myopic yansh for all to see

No 6 got me laughing. How can GEJ be speaking Pidgin to Christiane Amanpour on CNN? If don't contest Nigerians will feel wan kain.

OrlandoOwoh: No 6 got me laughing. How can GEJ be speaking Pidgin to Christiane Amanpour on CNN? If don't contest Nigerians will feel wan kain.

Lol... That's what you get when you're a product of a failed educational system!

A government by the mumu, for the mumu and with the mumu.

....and the lamentation continues

Pataki: A government by the mumu, for the mumu and with the mumu.

Lwkmd!

bastard vulture OP

Number 6.

Op, are you still alive? "GO AND DIE"

"Stealing Trillions of Naira is ordinary, it is not Corruption" - President Jonathan, 2014

Op u go kill persin with laugh for nl!

Make me myself add my own!

. . . It is their money America will know - GEJ on why dollars don't get stolen because the currency belongs to America despite the fact that money belongs to Nigeria!

"I say it is not MEND that is responsible for this attack. I repeat, MEND is not responsible for this attack " Gej , just after the Oct 1 2010 bombing in abuja which MEND abruptly claimed responsibility. No investigation but he was fast to dismiss the culpability of MEND.

ogbronx: "I say it is not MEND that is responsible for this attack. I repeat, MEND is not responsible for this attack " Gej , just after the Oct 1 2010 bombing in abuja which MEND abruptly claimed responsibility. No investigation but he was fast to dismiss the culpability of MEND.

That's why we refer to him as the clueless one!