Okay, I will try to translate this from another language hope it is as funny.

Peter and his brother Paul were thieves, known thugs and were the usual suspects in their village. This frustrated their mother a lot she did not know what to do. She decided to take them to the village Pastor for a hard talk. The Pastor decided to talk to them one at a time, he then called Peter into the house first and told Paul to stay put.

When the Pastor got into the house he asked " Peter where is God oo?" Peter kept quiet. Once again the Pastor asked "Peter where is God oo?" Peter kept quiet once again just staring at the Pastor. The Pastor now getting irritated, raising his voice he said "Hey you young man, where is God oo?"

This rattled Peter and he made a jump for the door, runs out in a haste. His brother Paul sees him and also takes to his heels following his brother.

After running for a while, they get tired and decide to his sit down. Paul then asks Peter, brother what did the Pastor do to you in there? Why did you do a rats run out of the house?

Peter replied, hey things are bad bro, it seems like God is missing and they suspect us.

I read this joke sometimes back but It keeps getting me everytime.