Hi guys,
Its been a very lonnnnnnnnnnng time
Anyway peeps, whats ur plan for xmas?
Wher are u taking her to?
GUYS, just how romantic can u be?
And ladies, whats cooking? How romantic can you too bee?



Open sesame!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You no wan even chill make November enter first . . . . . . I pity your boyfriend

She believes that "everyday is xmas"

HMMMM
if onli i have a bf
he wud be so happie
nice food n den movies
n later on sexy outfit n mind blowing bla bla bla wif new stunts
hehhehehehe

ooooo
and a great recipe for him too

here it is

Christmas Cake Ingredients:
 1 cup of water
 1 tsp baking soda
 1 cup of sugar
 1 tsp salt
 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice
 4 Large eggs Nuts
 1 Bottle of Vodka
 2 cups of dried fruit

 Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl check the vodka again.
 To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
 Repeat.
 Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
 Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
 At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
 Try another cup ,   just in case turn off the mixerer.
 Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
 Pick fruit off floor.
 Mix on the turner.
 If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
 Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
 Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.
 Check the vodka.
 Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
 Add one table.
 Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
 Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
 Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
 Don't forget to beat off the turner.
 Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.
 Fall into bed.
 CHERRY MISTMAS!

^{**i knw it was here b4**}

yea mind blowing new stunts wiv a cherry mistmas cake

lolito

nice one don jazzy

thnx fr d compliments clem

On your wedding day of cause

Looks like d position is vacant,so can i apply 2 be ur bf?:d I like everything u'v said thus far 'specially d stunts part.

Looks like d position is vacant,so can i apply 2 be ur bf?:d I like everything u'v said thus far 'specially d stunts part.

The smell of OPIUM is the least stupid smell in the world tahh

Scopium,na me u dey follow talk?Warn yourself oooo before dani &/or studio enter you.You know say na dem be the prime fighters

I CAN BE AS FOOLISH AS HER CAN CHARM ME TO BE.if she play well.AND MIND U I DON LEARN 4RM OBJ.If she wan turn 2 headmistress.i bet u.IT DEPENDS ON THE LADIES

Romantic ke!!
I go light candle because light no go dey,
then we go open window to allow air enter the place,
then we go join hand chop the roast plantain and groundnut wey I buy,
two glasses of pure water,
I'll then give her a nylon bag containing the tee-shirt I bought from bend-down-select boutique.
After a little kissing,
we will sit outside and stare at the moon whilst fanning ourselves with one hand and killing mosquitoes with the other.
To set the mood, I'll light up mosquito coils, to give the room a nice scent,
Then tune my phone to Rhythm 93.7,
Then we will snuggle, kiss and .

Kai!! Walahi I no fit wait for christmas. My babe go enjoy scatter

Hummmm. . . . .it doesn't get beter than that. . . . . . .

Romance on a local scale. . . . lol. . . more grease to ur elbow

Abeg do u boi. . . . . .

Okija_juju:

Romantic ke!!
I go light candle because light no go dey,
then we go open window to allow air enter the place,
then we go join hand chop the roast plantain and groundnut wey I buy,
two glasses of pure water,
I'll then give her a nylon bag containing the tee-shirt I bought from bend-down-select boutique.
After a little kissing,
we will sit outside and stare at the moon whilst fanning ourselves with one hand and killing mosquitoes with the other.
To set the mood, I'll light up mosquito coils, to give the room a nice scent,
Then tune my phone to Rhythm 93.7,
Then we will snuggle, kiss and .

Kai!! Walahi I no fit wait for christmas. My babe go enjoy scatter

Notin do YOU

i'll take her to see father christmas, then bye here those 10 10 naira banger, finally bye her ice cream, (not the ones from mr biggs),

dreday:

Looks like d position is vacant,so can i apply 2 be ur boyfriend?:d I like everything u'v said thus far 'specially d stunts part.

hmmmm ask scopium first

Scopium:

[size=13pt]When are you sending me the cake?[/size]

y dun u cm here to claim ur cake?

Scopy,ow fa nah?The gurl's diggin ma style.Dont stand in d way of happiness. :d

;d ;d

Hey,no need 2 get all nasty and vicious.If u cant take a joke,too bad 4 u.

did i get all nasty n vicious?
errrr
guess nt all i did was

Sorry,wrong post.
@ post
She likes me,hurray

lets celebrate wey pure-water.