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Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by mcaylife(m): 10:39pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
horllami07: No mata hw tired i am,i'll make sure to clean the house and d boy cos i can't leave everything messy like dat till d next day and my boy can't go to sleep like dat either. But God knws I'll beat d hell out of dat boy before he goes to sleep.this dude is talking like he is divorced or the kids mother doesnt come home to sleep lol |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by tbagjames(m): 10:40pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
egopersonified: I will just make him sit there while I prepare his meal, then feed him well. After an hour,i ll go to the nearest tree and cut 3 good canes, lay him in the filth, pull down his trousers and flog the skin off his butt. Then its off to bath him, give him paracetamol and off to bed.you must be good at handling surprises. hands her the Mzor paracetamol to give the child |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Jaybee21(f): 10:40pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
dytbabe: What can I do na, woke up some days back, lil man woke up before me and on gettin to the sitting room, he already soaked the sitting room rug in water *dont ask me how he got the water*, poured his cocopops everywhere *arghhhh*. And no food for him that mornin, he cried till I gave him indomie.dytbabe,ao u dey |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Atmmachine(m): 10:40pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
I will bring my valentino leather belt & give him "flog of life".. If he faints i will continue flogging him till he comes back to life. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by lilmax(m): 10:40pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
January27: I will beat the hell out of himchai |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by lekzzydo(m): 10:41pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
[img][/img]Kids are wicked 1 Like
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Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
glitest:hahahahaha hmmmm dear, am a man na n u dont expect me to do dat. if u can do it den d house help will do it. bt mee? hell no dear 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Otunbakay(m): 10:43pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
I'd build a GALLERY in waiting for him and thank Jehovah God for the provision, because a STAR has been born and talent has been reveald. LOL. |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
egopersonified: I will just make him sit there while I prepare his meal, then feed him well. After an hour,i ll go to the nearest tree and cut 3 good canes, lay him in the filth, pull down his trousers and flog the skin off his butt. Then its off to bath him, give him paracetamol and off to bed.that's child abuse, its a civil crime. |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by lilmax(m): 10:43pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
January27: I will beat the hell out of himchai glitest:why dont you tell us you will marry your age mate so that we can understand you better? As usual nairaland women forming iron ladies ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Atmmachine(m): 10:44pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
I won't ever beat him. I will just help him by giving him 9 tablets of sleeping pills. He will wake up the next month & his brain will get formatted.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Atmmachine: I will bring my valentino leather belt & give him "flog of life".. If he faints i will continue flogging him till he comes back to life.haba is jst a boy na, d moda will do it bro, no need of fluging...... |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by dytbabe: 10:44pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Jaybee21: dytbabe,ao u dey Bebe am fine Ur first post with this Hehehehehehehehhehe 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Godson201333(m): 10:45pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
egopersonified: I will just make him sit there while I prepare his meal, then feed him well. After an hour,i ll go to the nearest tree and cut 3 good canes, lay him in the filth, pull down his trousers and flog the skin off his butt. Then its off to bath him, give him paracetamol and off to bed. Typical african parent chai!! 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by armadeo(m): 10:45pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Lexusgs430: Two guilty kids (other kid out of shot). Will take as many picture as possible and use this incident has an opportunity to decorate and upgrade my pad. Awesome idea. Enlarge the pic and frame it. ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by omobaba101(m): 10:46pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Sincerely I don't know what I will do exactly, but it won't be funny, what will be in my head is how to clean the mess up |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
glitest:I won't even answer you ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by porka: 10:46pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
godG: If the child has an annoying history of being destructive, s/he go hear am! However, if s/he is just trying to be creative for the first time, I would spare the rod that day hoping such wouldn't happen again. He won't stop at that if he is trying to be creative. Creative people don't do things just once. That's why they are creative. Flogging won't stop him being creative or destructive if you like. It will just push him to a negative path. Try and teach him a better way to do his painting. The parents of this boys are some of the most fortunate parents in the world. Only few parents will get the message these kids are trying to pass across though. 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by antartica(m): 10:47pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
tbagjames: In a real world such is not allowed near any child,including his so-called children. He is talking about brutality here,or maybe he just having a laugh. |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Jaybee21(f): 10:47pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
dytbabe:abi nw,av always been a ghost follower on nl |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by AmNotDrunk(m): 10:48pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
repogirl: Lol, my son did something similar with his poop last week.... Pooped in his diaper, removed it and began smearing it on the walls and floor in the living room....I guess he felt bad about it, how old is he if u dont mind? Was he spanked after d whole cleaning? |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Atmmachine(m): 10:49pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Ask my son what i did to him the day he used a very sharp nail to draw his ancestors on my whole car. I gave him one bottle of alomo bitters & he couldn't walk for 4 months, if he sees any car he will disappear immediately .. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Borat1: 10:50pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
unbelievable...the TV is actually on! If this was me, my mum will paint me red with a whip. |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Hercules222(m): 10:52pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
lol! what else can one possibly do? they ain't kids for nothing. just wash him all up and give him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by lekzzydo(m): 10:52pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
bizzlemie: First off, i'll have to rush 'em to the bathroom and get the paint off 'em (that's if no 1 else is there to do that)story 4 the gods, not 4 the kids 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Ishilove: 10:56pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
arvinsloane: What will you do if you got home after work and meet your son like this with your living room messed up with paint?Hmmm, I will give him a memorable spanking, after which he and the irresponsible adult who left him on his own will clean up the mess ![]() |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by anitank(f): 10:56pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
I don't think I'd be worried about the rug and TV as much as I'd be worried about knowing that the paint didn't get into his mouth. I'm sure I'd spend the next hour asking if he tasted or drank the paint, I'm also sure I'd spank him while doing that |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by AmNotDrunk(m): 10:56pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
SporaD8: My Niece once did the same; but hers was a mixture of powder and Vaseline all over her body and face.Hahahaha innocent her wanted to look "beautiful" lol, the crazy part is that they do all these things with all seriousness lol |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by sulmeza(m): 10:56pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
egopersonified: I will just make him sit there while I prepare his meal, then feed him well. After an hour,i ll go to the nearest tree and cut 3 good canes, lay him in the filth, pull down his trousers and flog the skin off his butt. Then its off to bath him, give him paracetamol and off to bed.gd mum/wife...weldne |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by TOPCRUISE(m): 10:56pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
IGWISE: I will boil the hottest water on earth and bath himthat can't be your son. You be boko haram |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by niceeric(m): 10:57pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
glitest:okay....with me sha you'll be in yr parents house in a few minutes or hours tym depending on how far they stay I tell u.....with ur pikin too sha,make una two go cool off for sometime 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
"Where is your father?" My kid won't be left home alone. The responsible adult left with him will clean it up ![]() |
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