Imagine a world which is just the opposite of the one we are in now.

Imagine it...a world where white people in US. UK, Canada, France,etc. are struggling, sweating and falling over themselves to get a visa to go to Nigeria.or Ghana...Liberia...Botswana...Rwanda...Somalia!

Imagine a world where Yoruba is the official language in US, UK, Canada and Australia.

Imagine a world where Obasanjo is the most powerful president in the world!

Imagine a world where our own "Nigeria" and Liberia, Somalia,etc. are "The West" and US, UK, etc. are developing or underdeveloped countries and we actually colonized them.

Imagine a world where YOU and I can shout at a white and say:
"Go back to America, bloody Caucasian!"
And we also have a slang for Caucasian like "Caucky" or "Cocky" and we can say bloody "Cocky!"

Imagine a world where there are 30 million whites in Nigeria who are AAs-American Africans.

Imagine a world where N1=$145=£250

Imagine a world where all the hi-tech advancements like computers, airplanes, jets, rockets, cars,etc. were made in Nigeria...and Gabon...Niger Republic...Togo

Imagine a world where CNN is actually in Nigeria and BBC is in Sudan and we show sick, poverty-stricken children in Washington D.C., London, Paris, Milan calling on President Obasanjo for aid.


Imagine...Imagine...Let me get more unserious now....

Imagine a world where Seun is president of Microsoft Nigeria and Bill Gates is the webmaster of Nairaland.

Imagine a world where Lizzy is a super model and Naomi Campbell has to be the one handlin rubbish from all 'em stalkers.

Imagine a world where Layi is a pop superstar and Michael Jackson is the one writing this...

SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP!!! 

I DIGGED THIS UP FROM NAIRALAND JOKES ARCHIVE BECAUSE I WANT OUR NEW COMERS TO KNOW HOW GREAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FROM THE BEGINNING, THIS WAS ACTUALLY WRITTEN AND POSTED WHEN OBASANJO WAS STILL THE PRESIDENT, I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED IT,
, sam

No wonder we still dey backwards

WE TOO DREAM!!

lol

i support iuen jare.

we too dey dream

ganja motivated dreamers in the house.

lol

i agree naija fit dey like dat but 4 dat 2 happen i'll suggest say all naija citizens smoke ganjaweed & we go achieve a state where naija go become 1st world country o boy come y no smiley 4 ganja weed moderator dis isn't fair

Quentin,

u be joseph cousin?

oga,

can u confirm, pls

may ur imaginations set u free mr poster

Awomen!!!

tufe:

Awomen!!!

hehe

. . . .see your teeth

jealous thing!

u knoe ur dentition cant beat his

Clemcy you wan snatch Ituen from his wives?

sammy i will be happy to get either nightnurse or tessybaby[b] [/b]

sweet joke

You be dreamer because none of them go reach you.

amen

AwoMEN

Aseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i imagine a world where theres no nairaland but dollarland, it does not make sense. i imagine a world where theres no aristole

@holy, that wud be an annoying world. useless, if i must add

Sam,

I no go anywhere. My wives don go vacation to the carribean islands.

imagine a world when women kill the men after sex,

imagine a world where men head butt each other to submission just to win a lady's love,

imagine a world where am d world's youngest billionaire,

imagine a world where rihanna is begging to marry me,

just imagine. . . . . . . . .

sammy, warn urself o,
i fit vex o,


ok, now, lets. . . . . . . . . . .
imagine a world where am d most sexiest man alive,

imagine i have the riches of bill gates,

imagine am as tall as shaq o neil, well built like arnold, cute as brad pitt, and fuuny as eddie murphy,

imagine tufe as my driver, sammy as my bodyguard, and tessybaby as my bathroom maid,

imagine gilgee as my gardner, ituen as my house boy,and aritotle as my cook,

imagine i had a villa in italy, a mansion in los angeles, and an estate in v.i.

imagine . . . . . .every man wish to b me

Sam milla,

Kick olulu again. The guys still never wake up