I thought this was funny. I hope u think so too.
the urhobo dog and waffi leopard

dog wey man train get sense pass bush animals. dat's fo reel,

A wealthy Urhobo man decided to go on a safari in one of the games reserves. He took his faithful pet Waffi dog along for
company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard
heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, dis na wahala." Then he noticed some bones
on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that leopard sweet o, I wonder where I fit get more around here?" Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Chei", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly chop me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, climb my back make you see wetin I go do that wayo dog." Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, " Wetin man go do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Wey this monkey sef. You no fit ever trust am, 30 mins don pass since I send am make him go bring another leopard and he still never come back!!"

oh my thats funny

yeah, very funny joke .its been here but still a very good joke
Cheers

lmfao

Funny, I think the Monkey would pay the price

very very funny
thatz one big dog

fommmmmmmsssssssskkkkkkkkyyyyyyyy, as an authentic uvwie youth, i haillllllllllllllllllllllllllll oh, u too much,


dis joke na die!

really good joke

cheers.

laugh my friggin lil behind off

That was a very funny one

LMAO

lol good one

warri no de fall person hand, very funny and lovely

@ Efe, Isoko no get dog? 



@ poster, nice one.

Wow really funny joke.

KDK:

@ Efe, Isoko no get dog? 

Shior?? 

wetin now? na me post the Joke??

abeg left ma people jor 

KDK!!! 

Heheh!

ROFLMAO! LMAO! LOL!, DS JOKE IS original,confirmed&sealed. U gat me spilln my glass of milk in my plate of soup,

So Efe don dey reign for joke section since 2006. .i bow to u o.

nice

i like it.

;d ;d ;d ;d

Lol, that was really fuuny,

Funny! Learnt some morals, though.

lysaa:

So Efe don dey reign for joke section since 2006. .i bow to u o.

Huh?? Not True O!!!

u dis waffi babe sef -stop point fingers abeg

abeg go boil yam 'n oil b4 u begin find ma mouth jor!

Refreshing joke

crap!

, vry funny, d monkey's in crious trouble, hehehehhe

This joke deserves an award!!!

Efemena_xy:

Huh?? Not True O!!!

u dis waffi babe sef -stop point fingers abeg

abeg go boil yam 'n oil b4 u begin find ma mouth jor!

Pump ya brake 1st. .

KDK:

@ Efe, Isoko no get dog?



@ poster, nice one.

ya reply. .

Efemena_xy:

Shior??

wetin now? na me post the Joke??

abeg left ma people jor

KDK!!!

the bolded was my exact thot when i saw KDK's and has left a lasting impression if u know i mean.

Tooooo funny!