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Re: Some Funny School Answers by Spaxon(f): 1:14pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
TEACher: if you put ya hand in the pocket of ya pants and found two nìckels,and 2 again in d oda pocket, what wud u have? EMEKA: Another persons pant... Teacher: What is d back of a tree called?. SAM: i dnt know.. Teacher: Sam BARK sam BARK.... Sam: BOW WOW WOW!!! 8 Likes |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by ib4real95(m): 1:17pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Op u made me embarass my self in a bus... I laff sotey i wan piss 4 bodi.. Anyone dat doesnt laff to this is sick. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by sniperwolf(m): 1:17pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Holy Cow! LOL |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by cirmuell(m): 1:18pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
dont8: The guy is sharp, the X was not lost in the first place, why search for it?abi now, y look for x when the thing is clearly up there. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by hustla(m): 1:23pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
during my Service year in Ekiti in 2012, I taught English in a girls only school my Neighbors used to beg to help me mark scripts after exams.. you go laugh Sotey you go wan cry, different ridiculous answers everywhere . especially word and opposite and comprehension passages lmao 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by MissLirusehn(f): 1:26pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Hahahahaaha. Laugh don kill me oooooo. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by scampy(m): 1:37pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Op, God bless u for dis thread. I don laff tire. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by buchibabe: 2:10pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
ghettodreamz: |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 2:12pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
You're highly welcome, good that you enjoyed it. EveryLadY: lOOOl! @dont8,thanks a whole lot for this laff matterz! |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
This is really hilarious. Laugh don tear my belle for hear 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 2:19pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Yoruba adage says: What you're looking for in SOKOTO (far distance) is in your SOKOTO(pocket). cirmuell: abi now, y look for x when the thing is clearly up there. |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 2:20pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
[img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt3_fBcCcAAwLDl.jpg:large[/img] [img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt0t_2rCUAAZZXI.jpg:large[/img] [img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtVfflUCAAAZhwW.jpg:large[/img] [img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bs4IA6jCIAAFjVj.jpg:large[/img] 5 Likes |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by killzone(m): 2:22pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Gosh lwkmd can't stop laughing |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
epileptic paradox!!! |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
try answerin like that in naija. |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by guiddoti: 3:04pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Shei! Teachers dey try wella. Teacher: where can the word Ebola be found? Student 1: EBa and AmOLA. Student 2: From electronic bola system. Teacher: two of you are olodo. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by Elebiju: 3:06pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
[quote author=tomiobj][/quote]I know you aren't daft but why don't you check your dictionary before posting rubbish, the words have the same meaning centre is British spelling while center is American spelling. |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by 3kay945(m): 3:08pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by 9jatatafo(m): 3:09pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
ayobase: yes we are.....even with melonHahahahahahahahahaha we Are Graniny pepper!!!!!!! |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by royalicon(m): 3:21pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Dividend of over-education. The answer shows the student have been over taught. Too smart. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 3:35pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Don't tell me you're happy to display this ignorance, you must be one of the students! tomiobj: . www.nairaland.com/attachments/1588880_img_20140718_201832_edit_edit_edit1_edit_jpeg9e835e9dcd5fa69c1f8267e1572b830b Now the correction to your assignment: CENTRE and CENTER are one and the same. One is British while the other is American English. 8 Likes |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by nagoma(m): 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
In science test. 1 Like
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Re: Some Funny School Answers by guiddoti: 3:41pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
@ dont8 help and mark dis song: paylents risten to your shiden. We are the lizard of 2moro, try 2 pay awa skufis and givus sand educasan. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Nice... ..Most of the studento responses were right though. I loved that of the wounded warriors... The kid was 100% right . |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 3:50pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Mark this? You're hereby rusticated from my guiddoti: @ dont8 help and mark dis song: 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by ITbomb(m): 3:50pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Trust me, I'm an Engineer 1 Like
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Re: Some Funny School Answers by guiddoti: 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
dont8: Mark this?shei! teacher, you rustikate me. Idonbiliv. |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Is he not right? Ebola has killed all the cells, so that's the right cell nagoma: In science test. |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by nagoma(m): 4:14pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
guiddoti: @ dont8 help and mark dis song: You mean? 1 Like
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Re: Some Funny School Answers by guiddoti: 4:24pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
nagoma:in fact, I laff crib out. Nigerian children need sophisticated teachers. |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 4:25pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Better belief it guiddoti: shei! teacher, you rustikate me. Idonbiliv. 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny School Answers by MiGoS: 4:26pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
made in nigeria |
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