For the women and men, on your wedding day,as you were
walking down the aisle to your spouse wat was going through your mind.

a friend that recently got married told me that the moment she sighted him standing at the alter she was wondering how they will be able to do missionary style with his big Tommy

What was on my mind was different and that was getting the ceremony done sharp sharp in righteousness cos .... i was sick and needed to go and rest before i break down. Sex was the last thing on my mind.

Honeymoon and internal joy.

I will answer mine after I get married. For now money on mind.

dorosola: ... friend that recently got married told me that the moment she sighted him standing at the alter she was wondering how they will be able to do missionary style with his big Tommy

no offense, but this your friend na sëx freak if those were her thoughts while walking down the aisle in Church !!

**me thinking**

hmmm. Like play like play na so dis girl take hook me

Wedding rice.

dorosola:
a friend that recently got married told me that the moment she sighted him standing at the alter she was wondering how they will be able to do missionary style with his big Tommy

Dem no 4k before dem wed?

Women: At last i don trap this one. All the kitty wey him d chop no b in vain.

Men: Am i sure am really ready for this wedding? I have just imprisoned myself.

Please hold while i board my time machine vehicle:

SET DESTINATION: My future wedding.

SET DATE AND TIME: Unknown.

BRB with some thoughts.

Am not married yet but don't think anytin would go on in my mind cos am so eager to get married sef....I have athletic body structure and me can't marry obesity...lol

I will never marry a nigerian,so nothing can possibly go through my mind

dorosola: For the women and men, on your wedding day,as you were
walking down the aisle to your spouse wat was going through your mind.

a friend that recently got married told me that the moment she sighted him standing at the alter she was wondering how they will be able to do missionary style with his big Tommy

Hahahahahhahahahaha girls and crazy imaginations.

freshPikin: ....Dem no 4k before dem wed?

exactly .... maybe she was just being shy and didn't want to admit it ... meanwhile I'm sure that her friend big bele husband don wax that pünani finish .... you know say man with big bele = plenty money

so am now a married man

kobonaire: exactly .... maybe she was just being shy and didn't want to admit it ... meanwhile I'm sure that her friend big bele husband don wax that pünani finish .... you know say man with big bele = plenty money

Yeah, I agree with you bro.

kobonaire: no offense, but this your friend na sëx freak if those were thoughts while walking down the isle in Church !!

LOL!!!

On Nairaland pple claim all sort of thing, I won't be surprise if a Muslim says he wedded in the church.

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Sex joooor! After all the years Of abstinence( which she insisted)! Couldn't wait to hang her upside down and finish work!

who will marry me

hollandis: I will never marry a nigerian,so nothing can possibly go through my mind

How does dis relate to d topic Miss? Is it only Nigerian men that think?

hollandis: I will never marry a nigerian,so nothing can possibly go through my mind

Did you have a bad dream or something?

It's too early to hate on the awesomeness of Nigerian men.

no be say we sef wan marry you. Na manage we go manage you. That is if at all we propose to YOU.

what was going on in my mind

"so na de wedding be dis sef"

#Teamsinglefornow
If time for marraige don reach, the only tin i go just dy think na how to build a soccer team morally, finacially, spritually, etc

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freshPikin:
Yeah, I agree with you bro.

Bros, please tell me that pic is fake .... goodness gracious, how can a security officer (or a human being for that matter) have that kind tummy?

MayflowerB:

How does dis relate to d topic Miss? Is it only Nigerian men that think?

Was wondering too....

Lots of things on my mind,the fact that I cannot hand out with friends without restriction or keep late at night, I did a random check of the few people already sitted to know if Debola(not real name),the lady I sampled last who treatened to come and act drama on my wedding day was around or not. The fear of providing for two and more when children come. Above all, how I would disvirgin my wife who had refused me access till wedding night. Such a disciplined wife, well brought up by loving parents and remained virgin till 28. It is rear! As envisaged, it was though braking the thick hymen,the deed was done the following day, leaving blood stain on our bed till now as a mark of rememberance.

tenry: ...the deed was done the following day, leaving blood stain on our bed till now as a mark of rememberance.

Go find omo wash that bedsheet.

My mind was blank but and I wanted the day to go by real fast. However,the Wify seems to be having a blast. Well,my best part was when we hit the dance floor....chai, I lost control....Nevertheless, it was a memorable day. I think women enjoy weddings more than men.