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A-GBOLAR Virus by nnadychuks(m): 7:47am On Aug 02, 2014
A-GBOLAR virus has been in existence since 3000BC, not deadly but can kill others close to you. It is common in males
CAUSES:
1)dirty boxers
2)dirty panties
3)living in floody and dirty areas
EFFECTS:
A-GBOLAR virus has so many bad effect:
1) It makes you scratch your GBOLAR in public
2)it makes you and your environment smell
3) well wishers, friends, family will flee from you
4) your girlfriend/wife/fiancee will flee from you and shall never come back.
CURE:
1)wash your boxers and your panties everyday
2)have your bath everyday. At least every morning and evening
3)get a very big 911 motor and flee from flooded areas.

FOR MORE INFORMATION SEND mumu to 419

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