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Hard To Handle by JazzyJ(f): 7:25am On Oct 16, 2008 |
This guy goes into a hore house and gives the lady at the front desk $500 and tells her that he wants a woman that can handle him. She replies, go down the hall and its the second door on the right. He does and just as they get started she starts screaming from the pain. He then marches back to the front desk and tell the woman that he said he wanted a woman that could handle him. She says, ok go down the hall and its the third door on the left. He does and once again the woman starts screaming just as they get started. Then he goes back to the front desk and she says I know I know you want a women that can handle you. She says, ok ok this time go all the way down the hall and down the stairs, there won't be any lights so just feel around til you hit something wet and stick it in. He does this and just as they get started nothing happens there isn't any screaming. Well he thinks, finally, this could work. As he gets into it he shouts "Oh yea, talk to me baby". She replies "MOOOOOO"! |
Re: Hard To Handle by ituen(m): 7:51am On Oct 16, 2008 |
wats wit u and anal sex? |
Re: Hard To Handle by richo(m): 7:54am On Oct 16, 2008 |
anal sex? doesnt a cow have a vagina? anyway sha jazzy should no beta since na she do am |
Re: Hard To Handle by ituen(m): 7:59am On Oct 16, 2008 |
Jazzy, cme answer |
Re: Hard To Handle by JazzyJ(f): 8:24am On Oct 16, 2008 |
dummy the cows vagina is at the back get ur biology facts rite b4 saying i m into anal sex |
Re: Hard To Handle by ituen(m): 8:43am On Oct 16, 2008 |
whether na anal, frontal or oral. . . . . . all we know is that SEX is involved and you are on HEAT now |
Re: Hard To Handle by JazzyJ(f): 8:51am On Oct 16, 2008 |
mumu |
Re: Hard To Handle by JazzyJ(f): 3:56am On Oct 17, 2008 |
i m nt on heat ooo! |
Re: Hard To Handle by richo(m): 4:01am On Oct 17, 2008 |
den tell us when u will be on heat |
Re: Hard To Handle by JazzyJ(f): 4:03am On Oct 17, 2008 |
depending on my mood |
Re: Hard To Handle by TOYOSI20(f): 4:24am On Oct 17, 2008 |
@ jOKE, Too funny,. . . . . . .whatever works. . . . . . . |
Re: Hard To Handle by MrInfo1(m): 7:05pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Re: Hard To Handle by JazzyJ(f): 3:02am On Oct 20, 2008 |
lol info |
Re: Hard To Handle by scholarist: 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
JazzyJ:are u sure? can i confirm |
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