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Chat Between Ebola And AIDS Reloaded by adelolaa(m): 4:03pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Conversation between AIDS and EBOLA VIRUS... Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you here in Nigeria. Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your mission been? Aids:Has been very much successful,but just a couple of impediments I ve encountere since the introduction of condom and a few other contraceptives..... Ebola:Really! AIDS: Yea! That not withstanding, i'm still making impact enormously. Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease your elbow. Aids: Thanks baby sharwarma.Hope you've set down good strategies for the achievement of your quest? Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb head! Infact, a victim of mine died recently. Aids: Like seriously! That's awesome... So tell me more..... Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm trying to bring the popular saying "there's love in sharing" into play. Nigerian bats and apes have decried the constant share of their meats by bush meat lovers; without partaking in their problems as well. So,my aim is to balance the equation and erase partiality. Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually motivated your migration into Nigeria? Ebola: During my intensive survey, I discovered that so much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them also, partakers of me as well! As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING". Aids: So, who is free from your TENTACLES? Ebola: Those who desist fromconsuming bush meats;especially monkeys and bats have less possibilities of contacting me. Aids: I discovered that you'remore powerful and contagious than I do. What's the secret? Ebola: (blushing)..... O yea! Well,the secret is the incessant complaints tabled by monkeys and bats. Their complaints have made me so furious. I've made it a point of duty to move into anybody who comes in contact with those I ve affected. Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome! Can we hang out sometime? Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me boss! Will be on my way now. I've got someone to inflict somewhere......About the hang out,I will give it a thought(winks). Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck my Rosalito Pepperto. Ebola: Thanks boss!! Funny!!! Right!!! But very serious......... Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush meat and other meat that is said to have the disease, make a wide research about the virus in other not to caught upon,be vigilant,so you don't fall a victim...... Pray without season and ceasing. We shall only hear of it,but it will not befall anyone of us in Jesus NAME....... ;DConversation between AIDS and EBOLA VIRUS... Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you here in Nigeria. Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your mission been? Aids:Has been very much successful,but just a couple of impediments I ve encountere since the introduction of condom and a few other contraceptives..... Ebola:Really! AIDS: Yea! That not withstanding, i'm still making impact enormously. Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease your elbow. Aids: Thanks baby sharwarma.Hope you've set down good strategies for the achievement of your quest? Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb head! Infact, a victim of mine died recently. Aids: Like seriously! That's awesome... So tell me more..... Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm trying to bring the popular saying "there's love in sharing" into play. Nigerian bats and apes have decried the constant share of their meats by bush meat lovers; without partaking in their problems as well. So,my aim is to balance the equation and erase partiality. Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually motivated your migration into Nigeria? Ebola: During my intensive survey, I discovered that so much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them also, partakers of me as well! As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING". Aids: So, who is free from your TENTACLES? Ebola: Those who desist fromconsuming bush meats;especially monkeys and bats have less possibilities of contacting me. Aids: I discovered that you'remore powerful and contagious than I do. What's the secret? Ebola: (blushing)..... O yea! Well,the secret is the incessant complaints tabled by monkeys and bats. Their complaints have made me so furious. I've made it a point of duty to move into anybody who comes in contact with those I ve affected. Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome! Can we hang out sometime? Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me boss! Will be on my way now. I've got someone to inflict somewhere......About the hang out,I will give it a thought(winks). Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck my Rosalito Pepperto. Ebola: Thanks boss!! Funny!!! Right!!! But very serious......... Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush meat and other meat that is said to have the disease, make a wide research about the virus in other not to caught upon,be vigilant,so you don't fall a victim...... Pray without season and ceasing. We shall only hear of it,but it will not befall anyone of us in Jesus NAME....... |
Re: Chat Between Ebola And AIDS Reloaded by Danhumprey: 4:42pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Smh. 2 Likes
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Re: Chat Between Ebola And AIDS Reloaded by Mprex(f): 4:43pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Funny but serious |
Re: Chat Between Ebola And AIDS Reloaded by adelolaa(m): 6:47pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Mprex: Funny but serious lol. you sure abt dat? |
Re: Chat Between Ebola And AIDS Reloaded by adelolaa(m): 6:48pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Danhumprey: Smh. keep shaking till Jesus come back |
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