A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina.

The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Bleep the Princess.

The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn't control himself. This made the other two smile.

The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn't control himself. The Third Guard smiled.

The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards listened. Mmmmmhhhh!?! The other two Guards took off! The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to Bleep his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn?t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, ?I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I wet lik ur dahta?!

JazzyJ sharing her true life story

funny eeh.

lol

hmmm

The hmmm - ing means?

ituen,answer

this story pass me

pass or no pass, u still have to answer or else face the blabla consequences. . .

if the blabla na from you, i go still prove stubborn

no its frm me
rite gabbry


^{**now he has to answer**}

So,guys,hope you learnt a thing from the jOkE.Next time you want to take 'Middle leg' to the CAVE ,carry a torch along.It could be dangerous out there,you know .

Yes oh

tinks dat was from practical xperience

Yes Jazzy you are correct

lolito

@ gabbry
thnx

@clem
ur lolito is making me lolitas

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]this is pure magun

i thought they was a better thing to offer

like. . . . .

like a secret to hook-up fine and handsome dudes with fat bank account

PRINCESA hmmmm,
that name sounds farmiliar

u must have a secret i might have read of

You just did, Blind Scholar

close those things

make mi. .

ok I will

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Oya enter na

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