August 2014 EXAMINATION.
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Attempt all questions, questions carry equal marks)
1a) How many chibok gals were kidnapped and state d rison for their kidnap?
(20marks)
1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to whom?
Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switchon a
Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?
(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request
and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B (Attempt all questions)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take
pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference,
how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech onthe same
occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white
wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to
print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss. (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)
3)Whats the name of the lady that says "please enter your secret number" at
the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain
too(20 Marks)
NO SIDE TALK........... Your starts now and good luck to u all!!