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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by heatmeup(f): 11:22am On Aug 04, 2014

Nobleval: He should mention his source...something like.
Culled from Nobleval's Thread For Fact

eyah you are right

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by ellab(f): 11:23am On Aug 04, 2014

Liability: lol...we gossip alot.

And we also tell ppl(almost at d point of swearing)that we don't gossip grin

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by emymeeky: 11:26am On Aug 04, 2014

evegran: Hian!

Yes. Just like you have sex every morning and give out your small bossom as breakfast when u see a handsome guy like me grin

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 11:27am On Aug 04, 2014

heatmeup: eyah you are right

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by joycerap(f): 11:28am On Aug 04, 2014

U guys forgt to add“EVRI TIN ABOUT DEM IS ATTIFICAIl

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by ProfyJay(m): 11:29am On Aug 04, 2014

FoxyXX: Lol. So true. Got me

welcome to nl

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by pendusky(m): 11:29am On Aug 04, 2014

you can never understand women without this book

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by hensben(m): 11:30am On Aug 04, 2014

LaurelP:

Why are female hostels usually more dirty and stinking dan dat of males?

yeah i have observe that too, maybe its because they are waiting for each other, who to do the cleaning but their bunk were they sleep is always clean.
bro i nor lie you, the day i went to girls hostel i nearly vomit cos of different smell wey i dey perceive that day.

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by uzyjane(f): 11:30am On Aug 04, 2014

No 9 is not so true. Count me out on No. 9

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by hensben(m): 11:31am On Aug 04, 2014

uzyjane: No 9 is not so true. Count me out on No. 9

count her in cos its true.

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 11:32am On Aug 04, 2014

emymeeky:

Yes. Just like you have sex every morning and give out your small bossom as breakfast when u see a handsome guy like me

damnit! Some people are s t u p i d! Kid... something wrong with ye? You've nt touched a woman before? angry

Such lewd talks offends me. Don't you ever type that whenever i'm around or viewing the same topic with ye sad

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by pendusky(m): 11:33am On Aug 04, 2014

joycerap: U guys forgt to add“EVRI TIN ABOUT DEM IS ATTIFICAIl

like you? I believe it.

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Vivipop(f): 11:34am On Aug 04, 2014

I hate chocolates.
Blouse is the last thing I put on when dressing up.
You should re-visit the title of this thread @ op.

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by armadeo(m): 11:38am On Aug 04, 2014

chidyhels: The cloth thing disturbs me. No mater how light i want to travel,bag must follow.
You enter a guy's room and you keep wondering if there is a hiden closet somewhere.

Lol. In my work place we have more ladies than guys whenever we have to travel for conferences I'll just carry a bag in my back and hang the suit, you need to see what the ladies pack for 3 days journey.

Annoying thing I assist/ ~~carry~~ the load.

There was once when I had to add a ladies load to my luggage cos she exceeded max load for just 1 week trip.

I bow for women sha.

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Liability(m): 11:39am On Aug 04, 2014

ellab:

And we also tell ppl(almost at d point of swearing)that we don't gossip

sis, we are funny species, truely.

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by BizBloke(m): 11:40am On Aug 04, 2014

Jennydoris: No 7 IS SO TRUE . I don't know if it's like that for others but I somehow feels embarrassed but then I think it's childish to feel that way because anybody can go to market and buy anything just as I did and if a woman don't want to see another woman wearing the same clothe she wore to a function she has three options which is: is either you make your own dress and do the design too, or you choose to buy and wear OKIRIKA or don't wear anything at all. But u can't stop others from buying that same clothe from the market.

If I see someone wearing same outfit as I am, I feel somehow and the next time, I probably won't put that particular outfit on. I may get another one. Actually, due to this, I over-think what I buy - from t-shirts, trousers, footwear, headgear, wristwatch, etc: technically, this has upgraded me to sucking at shopping; I could spend hours making a choice. And yes, I like designing everything I wear, in order not to 'catch' someone else doing same.

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by tuffgongjo(m): 11:44am On Aug 04, 2014

Women want everything but they are never sure of what they want.
Most confused species God ever created.

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by viviaqua(f): 11:45am On Aug 04, 2014

That why we run this world!!!

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by DEALETH: 11:46am On Aug 04, 2014

Natrue

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by armadeo(m): 11:48am On Aug 04, 2014

Nobleval: damnit! Some people are s t u p i d! Kid... something wrong with ye? You've nt touched a woman before? Such lewd talks offends me. Don't you ever type that whenever i'm around or viewing the same topic with ye

Haven't you noticed once a moniker tagged female makes a statement some male monikers just come out tongues hanging out, ~~penis erect~~ and tails wagging barking some crap.

Small kids who's only exposure to the female gender is on a faceless forum.

CLOWNS!!

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Sunbellar: 11:49am On Aug 04, 2014

FoxyXX: Lol. So true. Got me

Which one got you?

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by gentlegg(m): 11:50am On Aug 04, 2014

Women are the worst Pretends God ever created. A Chameleon is more plain than a woman.
Women prefers lies to truth

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by joycerap(f): 11:51am On Aug 04, 2014

pendusky: like you? I believe it.

nah

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Talkwisdom(m): 11:51am On Aug 04, 2014

joycerap: not all of dem sha

.......Sister,speak only for thyself

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Sunbellar: 11:51am On Aug 04, 2014

Liability: sis, we are funny species, truely.

What a liability?

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by RebelLeader15(m): 12:02pm On Aug 04, 2014

Weapon Of Man Against Nature....

Special adviser to Devil on lie matters

Permanent secretary to the Devil since 5bc

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 12:04pm On Aug 04, 2014

Number 9 is so not true

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Tunjman(m): 12:05pm On Aug 04, 2014

The book, "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Simplefaithy(m): 12:07pm On Aug 04, 2014

viviaqua: That why we run this world!!!

. Madam, beyonce too admitted she made a mistake by singing dat song. Na Baba-God runs d world.ok? Lolz

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 12:11pm On Aug 04, 2014

Op not all women put on top before pants. I put on my pants first and can walk round the house like that (with bra o!). I wear my top when I'm ready to go.

A lot of women have inferiority complex that's why so many of them especially in the universities are 'wanna be / 'I must belong'.

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by joycerap(f): 12:11pm On Aug 04, 2014

Talkwisdom: .......Sister,speak only for thyself

hmm

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by RentedReality(m): 12:12pm On Aug 04, 2014

My ex be like "bae do I look fat in this?"
I'm like "kinda, you should try wearing clothes with stripes it'll shave Kilos off your look"

I got the look of my life that day.

Let's put like this; I'm single now and I've learnt never to be honest with my opinions on my next ex's look.

Plus, she took all my followers on twitter when we split.

@RentedReality

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