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Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 1:27pm On Aug 03, 2014
i just discovered this joke and felt like sharing it with you guys.......................................can you do this slapping your mum for that amount or you gonna think about it for hours.......................just curious....have made my decision anyway......"over to you "
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by constance500: 1:56pm On Aug 03, 2014
Sure.. After all.. Na both of us go spend the money.

Na that kind slap Yoruba people dey call ( igbaju oriire) grin

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Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by hushmail: 2:04pm On Aug 03, 2014
where z d joke?
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 2:18pm On Aug 03, 2014
hushmail: where z d joke?


its a joke because u hardly get that kind of offer..at least its not real !
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 2:18pm On Aug 03, 2014
[quote author=constance500]Sure.. After all.. Na both of us go spend the money.

Na that kind slap Yoruba people dey call ( igbaju oriire) grin[/quote

loool grin
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by FlintGuevara(m): 2:21pm On Aug 03, 2014
my mum would slap me for not slapping her for six hundred million dollars... so my answer is yes.

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Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by killercute16(m): 9:40am On Aug 04, 2014
My mum will be joyed if i slap her na $600m no be moi moi oo
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 10:32am On Aug 04, 2014
killercute16: My mum will be joyed if i slap her na $600m no be moi moi oo


hehehe
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by jesuspikinjp(m): 10:41am On Aug 04, 2014
It wont be that hard for those who wake their parents up with sliding tackle for free
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by SmileyEvents: 3:40pm On Aug 04, 2014
I'll rather die poor than 2 stand d stigma of slapping my mum 2 get rich....can't do it! My mum over money

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Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 3:42pm On Aug 04, 2014
SmileyEvents: I'll rather die poor than 2 stand d stigma of slapping my mum 2 get rich....can't do it! My mum over money


this is a very loyal son talking....kudos

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Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by CeiW5k: 6:45pm On Aug 04, 2014
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Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 6:48pm On Aug 04, 2014
CeiW5k: .

posted a dead link !!!!!!!!!!!!! mtshewwww
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by killercute16(m): 1:40pm On Aug 05, 2014
SmileyEvents: I'll rather die poor than 2 stand d stigma of slapping my mum 2 get rich....can't do it! My mum over money
*yawns*in psquare's voice "na todey hee e don tay"

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Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 3:03pm On Aug 05, 2014
killercute16: *yawns*in psquare's voice "na todey hee e don tay"

hahaha....no mind am
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by Nobody: 4:33pm On Aug 05, 2014
killercute16: *yawns*in psquare's voice "na todey hee e don tay"
Pete Edochie and his son that featured in the same movie where they fought each other nko? Abeg, if I no even get d mind to slap my mama, my mama go beg me mai slap her as if we dey practise for roles in Superstory! Nna menh, the money can buy her a new cheek!
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 5:59pm On Aug 05, 2014
Marc9: Pete Edochie and his son that featured in the same movie where they fought each other nko? Abeg, if I no even get d mind to slap my mama, my mama go beg me mai slap her as if we dey practise for roles in Superstory! Nna menh, the money can buy her a new cheek!

hahahahahaha...nice 1.....spot on...though i have a questn to ask not relating to dis topic
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by Nobody: 6:44pm On Aug 05, 2014
bosun11:

hahahahahaha...nice 1.....spot on...though i have a questn to ask not relating to dis topic
feel free to ask smiley
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 9:15pm On Aug 05, 2014
Marc9: feel free to ask smiley

i dropped a thread and it got to FP...but i discovered that i cant make a comment or reply what others are saying..i have sent countless mails to the mod and i have not gotten a reply whatsoever...what do u suggest i do as this is happening fr the first time and am not used to opening threads or nairaland stuffz....awaiting your response
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by Nobody: 9:35pm On Aug 05, 2014
Yes, I will even flog her. She will slap me if I didn't do it.
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 10:13pm On Aug 05, 2014
chimoz: Yes, I will even flog her. She will slap me if I didn't do it.


loool...is your mum that young ?
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by Nobody: 10:41pm On Aug 05, 2014
bosun11:


loool...is your mum that young ?
My mom is forty, am in my twenties and the last born in a family of four with 2yrs child spacing. Young she is.
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 10:43pm On Aug 05, 2014
chimoz:
My mom is forty, am in my twenties and the last born in a family of four with 2yrs child spacing. Young she is.

no wonder u bold reach ...lol...i guess she married at a young age....really cool
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by Nobody: 4:02am On Aug 06, 2014
bosun11:

no wonder u bold reach ...lol...i guess she married at a young age....really cool
Yea, married at a very young age, either 17 or 18
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by papaejima2: 3:33pm On Aug 07, 2014
Stuuuupiid question. Your mum will even slap you for not slapping her for $600 Million
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by papaejima2: 3:35pm On Aug 07, 2014
what a Stupid question. Your mum will even slap you for not slapping her for $600 Million
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by armadeo(m): 9:26pm On Aug 08, 2014
No!
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by coolsegun2002: 10:43pm On Aug 09, 2014
If one slap is 600million....i'll slap her 10 times......sorry 30 times...
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by bosun11(m): 10:44pm On Aug 09, 2014
coolsegun2002: If one slap is 600million....i'll slap her 10 times......sorry 30 times...


see them...............smh.....thif...ole
Re: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by kasbeats(m): 2:49am On Aug 11, 2014
SmileyEvents: I'll rather die poor than 2 stand d stigma of slapping my mum 2 get rich....can't do it! My mum over money


MAMA Nkechi would never forgive you for not slapping her

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