Escaped goat

gud research

alotofgrace:

izit dat funi

Sexipea: izit dat funi

girls sha

alienware: Scape goat.

Oh my god, Space Goat.

Not Scape Goat..

He is truely from Space...

babyjoker: gud research

Hmm what a beauty

Space Goat.

The pictures of your sisters in number 3 and 4 nah die be dat..

Lol.crazy dude

Space Goat I heard you removed my name from yo crush lists becoz I don marry na so?

jihday: I always look forward to spacegoat topics always hilarious. Male guys, female girls lol

JayJohnson: Good for laughs, thanks

this is no joke !! this post is classifield !!!

nickz: this dude is a real Goat!!!

koreat: Escaped goat

insalt?? pleas male guys stay of this thread

this guy puts on so much efforts on his post only for it to turn out bad and surprisingly funny.

nikkypearl: Space Goat I heard you removed my name from yo crush lists becoz I don marry na so?

i did. i cant bear to share my crush with other man biggie

babyjoker: gud research

my new crush

Chai Dr Spacegoat. By the way, what do you mean by 'bulukus'

dagentility: Chai Dr Spacegoat. By the way, what do you mean by 'bulukus'

Please help me ask him o. Sounds funny and queer.

omg....lwkmd....BULUKUZZZZZ....na tru talk oo...i love ladies with big booty.&u kno ds bulukuz wil not let d features show wella...se u grab@ladies? [

Angiea: this guy puts on so much efforts on his post only for it to turn out bad and surprisingly funny.

i feel its done on purpose. His a smart dude pretending to be ignorant.

i always look forward to spacegoat topics....

he always take his time to create exciting, funny topics,
i don turn spacegoat fan......pls post more funny and hilarious post....lol

Spacegoat my revered guru and mentor. I sirlute you.

Spacegoat dat ur 3rd pix natural hair babe. Is she nigerian

eagleeye2:
correct tenses and granma is a must! if you cant
construst correct english tens
Na wa for this OP.

I was going to say see who is asking for correct English.

Andyblaze has been relegated...I see

Spacegoat=A goat in the space.

Your second Buluku pic is cute. I so love long skirts.

SpaceGoat: If You have read "the 5 types of girl guy should stay away from them list " ( if no, click here https://www.nairaland.com/1828233/5-type-girls-guys-should ) and you are not part of the group and fine rich male guys are not still wooing you and youre wondering that " what is happening " then you are most part of this group.
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See we rich playas peak on subtely clues, yes" i know this cause i have been playa fir 15 years.
many girl think they are sexy, when in true we dont think that. and they dont know.
this is the thing which you are doing that is chasing away fine guys like me.
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1.Stop wearing Buluku's !!!
girls pleas stop!! this is the hot-most turn off for fine guys. many girl dont even know what buluku is, we fine guys love packaging, it tells us as cue that you know how to take care of yourself and that is no.1 things fine guys are looking for , girl that can takia of him.
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Buluku's.

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2.Speak good english tense
correct tenses and granma is a must! if you cant construst correct english tens and and stylise your accent guys will know you dont know book this is bad, there is noting more turn off for male guys than female girl who cant speak well construt english.
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3.Do hair!!
fine playa like me go after fine female girl that do sexy hair. if you take time, you will see most of the girl that are with rich fine playa are girl that do hair.
many girl will say "team natural" and look like this

it doesnt work !! see fine playa like me take extra time to look perfect.
p.s-pleas dont do hair that coil (see reason here https://www.nairaland.com/1828233/5-type-girls-guys-should ) rather do this type hair below.
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sexy hoi hoi

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4.wear wig
with my previous point if you dont have hair pleas wear wig i cant strenght this enough, if youre head is like stone and you dont have hear pleas wear wig
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stone !!.

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5.have lot of sex
scientis has found sex help a female girl have more breast and butt (true fact ) it also boost girl confident " fine playas smile this from miles away, we know girls that can make things happen from the "leave me o' girls .
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we smell them even from picture

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sexy hoi hoi

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if youre on this list pleas stop.
this post is due to to many pm from ladies asking me as a experience playa why guys havent woothem yet,so i decided to make a post for them. so this post is for girl and lady only has you know i love to help female girls. tank.

dat girl without hair 4 ur pix wich coutry she come frm?

dagentility: Chai Dr Spacegoat. By the way, what do you mean by 'bulukus'

oversize um shorts

Lol

Pls oh wats Bulukus

SpaceGoat: my new crush

hmm who is that so i can help u woo her

slex:

Hmm what a beauty

those pics spacegoat used abi?

babyjoker: those pics spacegoat used abi?

I meant your profile picture. Whats my own with spacegoat?