A man was driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye,  It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought,  Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
'What may we do for you ! my son? '

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business, '

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door,  This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $2000 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

anyway ?

is a way.

Yo.

Serves him right.God catch am

[size=13pt]I forgot to mention that when I got to my car after my free will donation to charity, I saw Cuntangel hiding in my back seat telling me She's what I paid for and she's all mine for the night[/size]

Chai! Opiom is bad

I understand

huh?

cute angel?
no wonder she was jealous wen eva i was wif scopium.

:d

@scopium
dont tell me thers a gal that expensive for just a day, 2 gees

;d

Scopium:

[size=13pt]I forgot to mention that when I got to my car after my free will donation to charity, I saw Cuntangel hiding in my back seat telling me She's what I paid for and she's all mine for the night[/size]

Chai thank God it was cuntangel u saw not Cuteangel.

cld av bin Kurt Angle d wrestler

I tink so too

Go sing the Watermelon song sha. Ull wake up immediately

nah sing d former national anthem and O God Of Creation

Na waa ohh. . . That will make a person sleep

wat else has he contributed if not yawns
and ow u take know d anthem na slipin tab

cause he is bored sha

i go soon dey fear u o

Cool

him refrigerator na in dey cool

_*yawn*

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