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So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by RSA(m): 10:42am On Oct 17, 2008 |
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to Germany Hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russia Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell Then he comes to the Zimbabwean Hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Zimbabwean devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And, on top of it, the Zimbabwean devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business." |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by clemcykul(f): 12:41pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
lolito |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by dani1luv: 2:14pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
lolito |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by MrInfo1(m): 8:06pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
lolito |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by Gabry(f): 7:16am On Oct 18, 2008 |
lolito what on earth is lolito |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by MrInfo1(m): 10:06am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Ask my ballz |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by Gabry(f): 10:22am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Your balls mouth go stick togetha they no fit talk. . . . |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by MrInfo1(m): 10:30am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Don't disrespect my ballz |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by Gabry(f): 10:51am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Even if I disrespect your ballz, so what? It doesnt even have eyes to see me disrespecting her ohh. I shall name your balls Mimi and Kiki |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by jaymes(m): 8:30pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
gabrywyl: That was funny!!! keep it up girl!!! that was original!!! |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by studio43(m): 1:53am On Oct 19, 2008 |
yeah, she's a talkative |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by Gabry(f): 1:55am On Oct 19, 2008 |
Thanks Jaymes. Studio, who you referring to as talkative? |
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