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| cigars by Baxilexi(m): 11:47am On Oct 17, 2008 |
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!" "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court." Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It really worked!" Confidently the lawyer responded, "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them." "But I did send them.", replied the man. "What?" shouted the lawyer. "I sure did, that's how we won the case, good thing I remembered to enclose the plaintiff's business card." |
| Re: cigars by Nautillus(m): 11:50am On Oct 17, 2008 |
Intellectually Nice |
| Re: cigars by Moyola(f): 11:57am On Oct 17, 2008 |
9ize 1 !! |
| Re: cigars by Baxilexi(m): 12:49pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
thanzk |
| Re: cigars by krama(m): 2:08pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
Not bad |
| Re: cigars by romsky: 2:45pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
wizer dan d lawyer |
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