@Onipan,

all man for where? Don't be fooled. Read d thread.

~Sauron~:

Chamotex shall be the umpire. . . . .
Any babe with more than 28 inches waist line shall be bounced.
Girdle type lingerie would fail under Chamotex's gaze. . . . . He is an expert in women affairs.

You'D know!!!

Chamotex ke
lai lai, chamo does not preferences when it comes to women as long she has an onion booty with bleeped up face, chamo is the happiest man alive

Tgirl4real:

@Ruby,

that's d whole idea. It's meant to be unique and fun.

fenue?

tope2000:

Chamotex ke
lai lai, chamo does not preferences when it comes to women as long she has an onion booty with bleeped up face, chamo is the happiest man alive

Unfortunately, Chamotex is the most experienced geezer in such matters.
Every woman must put their hands up and let Chamotex measure the waistline.
Before u start fussing, i didn't make the rules. . . .Doyin13 did.

Danke:

knw what i saw man,anyways forget it

Musta been a clear oversight!!!

Tgirl4real:

Another list? @ what time. . .
Nominations are closed. Committee members have been elected.

The next thing is for you guys to start dropping d names of the creamest chicks on NL. From there, we will give them nos and guys will choose a number. The number you choose will be d ur date for d dinner. Lol

sorry but there r so many ugly girls on dis forum,u will have to search out the few fine ones urself

i aint helpin

~Sauron~:

Chamotex shall be the umpire. . . . .
Any babe with more than 28 inches waist line shall be bounced.
Girdle type lingerie would fail under Chamotex's gaze. . . . . He is an expert in women affairs.

Im beginning to suspect you know me from somewhere before

~Sauron~:

Unfortunately, Chamotex is the most experienced geezer in such matters.
Every woman must put their hands up and let Chamotex measure the waistline.
Before u start fussing, i didn't make the rules. . . .Doyin13 did.

Doyin13 who??
U've gotta be kiddin me
doyin where are

its true though chamo knows his sh.it when it comes to women
ashewo oshi

Danke:

sorry but there r so many ugly girls on this forum,u will have to search out the few fine ones yourself

i aint helpin

jenny n her bluntness

tope2000:

Chamotex ke
lai lai, chamo does not preferences when it comes to women as long she has an onion booty with bleeped up face, chamo is the happiest man alive

I concur with the onion bootay aspect

bleeped up face? i disagree, its gats to be at least presentable  

Danke:

sorry but there r so many ugly girls on this forum,u will have to search out the few fine ones yourself

PRICELESS!!!!!!

chamotex:

I'm beginning to suspect you know me from somewhere before

I finally got your files from MI-5.

tope2000:

Doyin13 who??
U've gotta be kiddin me
doyin where are

its true though chamo knows his sh.it when it comes to women
ashewo oshi

I ain't kidding. . . . . .Women should be submissive to him.
He's been given the license to touch and measure. . . . .
There shall be no resistance.

@Tgirl4real, no vex, the thread is 8 pages deep and its a long ting to start looking through so yarn me the whole levels on how I, onipanu, fine boi no pimples, money changer, gully god, the one and only Gidi representer in the land of william wallace   go fit enter this arrangement

@rubypearl, no be so we yarn am now. u suppose be my person for this side

chamotex:

I concur with the onion bootay aspect

bleeped up face? i disagree, its gats to be at least presentable  

HAHA
So what if the girl is wowo but with shaped onion booty nkan
Chamo are u tryin to tell me that u wudnt hit it

~Sauron~:

I ain't kidding. . . . . .Women should be submissive to him.
He's been given the license to touch and measure. . . . .
There shall be no resistance.

On newbie maybe
Even chamo knows im beyond his boundaries

tope2000:

On newbie maybe
Even chamo knows I'm beyond his boundaries

Of course, u are exempted.
Hannibal shall personally take your measurement.

@Jenny
Dnt tell me you're still thinking abt the YIM you sent me.
na witch abi na iya suwe

onipanu:

@Tgirl4real, no vex, the thread is 8 pages deep and its a long ting to start looking through so yarn me the whole levels on how I, onipanu, fine boi no pimples, money changer, gully god, the one and only Gidi representer in the land of william wallace go fit enter this arrangement

@rubypearl, no be so we yarn am now. u suppose be my person for this side

Who dey vex Tgirl for there ?
I'm the only one allowed to vex her

Awww, lol, tears. Person for the side?
Dnt let Ruby_Pearl junior hear this

~Sauron~:

Of course, u are exempted.
Hannibal shall personally take your measurement.

Nobody take measurement of Queen bee

~Sauron~:

PRICELESS!!!!!!

r u  kidding me?with their faces like "i beg to salute"  if u think im lying ,check out girloswit profile,and u will see d girl is blessed wt divine flat face from the devil

and d guys?  *shakes head and sighs* some of them look like they were well prepared from the species of monkey,no amount of surgery will change that,its only a miracle from GOD dat can make them look presentable

Tgirl4real:

@Ruby,

that's d whole idea. It's meant to be unique and fun.

awww, it's okay.

But I'll come on one condition. . . .

Danke:

r u kidding me?with their faces like "i beg to salute" if u think I'm lying ,check out girloswit profile,and u will see d girl is blessed wt divine flat face from the devil

and d guys? *shakes head and sighs* some of them look like they were well prepared from the species of monkey,no amount of surgery will change that,its only a miracle from GOD that can make them look presentable

Oh lawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant breath
jenny have killed me oo

Danke:

r u  kidding me?with their faces like "i beg to salute"  if u think I'm lying ,check out girloswit profile,and u will see d girl is blessed wt divine flat face from the devil

ROFLMAOWPIMP
Danke is making me sinews creak.

and d guys?  *shakes head and sighs* some of them look like they were well prepared from the species of monkey,no amount of surgery will change that,its only a miracle from GOD that can make them look presentable

A man is not compelled to be good-looking. . . . .That should be a bonus.
His height is the key. . . . every other thing is secondary so letz focus on the women.

tope2000:

Nobody take measurement of Queen bee

Tope2000, i don't want u to get bounced.
Be submissive to me and everything shall be aiiight. . . . .
Even if u exceed the 28-inch mark. . . . .I would let you in.

tope2000:

HAHA
So what if the girl is wowo but with shaped onion booty nkan
Chamo are u tryin to tell me that u wudnt hit it

well i fit manage am sha

tope2000:

On newbie maybe
Even chamo knows I'm beyond his boundaries

Boundaries in terms of what:-

Size - ok, maybe
Ability - na talent na
Strength - I dey upgrade 3 times ur size, na today?  e don taaaaaayyyyyy!!!

Danke:

r u  kidding me?with their faces like "i beg to salute"  if u think I'm lying ,check out girloswit profile,and u will see d girl is blessed wt divine flat face from the devil

and d guys?  *shakes head and sighs* some of them look like they were well prepared from the species of monkey,no amount of surgery will change that,its only a miracle from GOD that can make them look presentable

we no bad like that now wetin You can judge when i enter the party

~Sauron~:

Tope2000, i don't want u to get bounced.
Be submissive to me and everything shall be aiiight. . . . .
Even if u exceed the 28-inch mark. . . . .I would let you in.

ehen, are u sure
cuz i think i mite be 44inches

chamotex:



Boundaries in terms of what:-

Size - ok, maybe
Ability - na talent na
Strength - I dey upgrade 3 times ur size, na today?   e don taaaaaayyyyyy!!!

all of the above and more

well i fit manage am sha

i know say u no fit resist

~Sauron~:


A man is not compelled to be good-looking. . . . .That should be a bonus.
His height is the key. . . . every other thing is secondary so letz focus on the women.

even wen he looks like smone whos forcing out one strong shait from his anus?

@ruby

pls dont remind me of dat pic,dat is exactly wat im talking about

sm girls have d faces of oily ijebu groundnut

Ruby_Pearl:

@Jenny
Dnt tell me you're still thinking about the YIM you sent me.
na witch abi na iya suwe
Who dey vex Tgirl for there ?
I'm the only one allowed to vex her

Awww, lol, tears. Person for the side?
Dnt let Ruby_Pearl junior hear this

I wouldn't dare but u got it miscontrued, I meant na u be my person wey dey support my inclusion into this levels

onipanu:

we no bad like that now wetin You can judge when i enter the party

as long as u dont look like tumfulu and geolabious im ok

@onipanu
Now we're talking baby, I'D love to support you.

But no ugly men allowed. First, let's see your pix.

tope2000:

all of the above and more

Tope i dey handle ur size well well, If i lie, go ask Shaniqua for Thamesmead

Danke:

as long as u don't look like tumfulu and geolabious I'm ok

u don see tumfule pischurr

chamotex:

Tope i dey handle ur size well well, If i lie, go ask Shaniqua for Thamesmead

ROFLMAO
U dey crase

tope2000:

ehen, are u sure
because i think i mite be 44inches

44 inches?? We shall sort something out.
As long as other assets are tight, you would scale through.

Danke:

even when he looks like smone whos forcing out one strong shait from his anus?

Trust me, men are exempted!!!
Is Jay-Z fyne?? Look at his babe.

Danke:

@ruby

please don't remind me of that pic,that is exactly what I'm talking about

sm girls have d faces of oily ijebu groundnut

let it go.

b4 I start my own about the men

yes tope,tumfulu is approaching 50 yrs,hes not a kid,very ugly looking,dis are d kind of men dat makes so many of us women run into the convent,its better to be a rev sister dan to be wt d likes of tumfulu ,ugly thing

~Sauron~:

44 inches?? We shall something out.
As long as other assets are tight, you would scale through.

Aww , , , ,
hanni is da best



_{i rebuke 44 inches oo, please GOD}

Danke:

yes tope,tumfulu is approaching 50 years,hes not a kid,very ugly looking,this are d kind of men that makes so many of us women run into the convent,its better to be a rev sister dan to be wt d likes of tumfulu ,ugly thing