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Akpors And A White Man - Very Funny by Joeguyski(m): 3:55pm On Aug 07, 2014
Black man Akpos and a white
man were seated on plane.

Akpos had a bunch of banana, while the
white man had a monkey.

Akpos wanted to go to the toilet, so he
said to the white man “Please watch over
my bananas, while I’m gone”.

He went, came back and found out that the
bananas were all gone. The white man
pointed at the monkey and said, ”your
brother the monkey ate all of them”.

Akpos smiled and said nothing. Minutes
later, the white man said, “Please hold my
monkey while I pee”.

He came back and met the monkey dead.

He asked Akpos what happened and he
replied, “This is a family matter, please stay
out of it!”

ONE WORD FOR AKPORS

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Re: Akpors And A White Man - Very Funny by olawunmiemdy(f): 9:12pm On Aug 07, 2014
Wise guy

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