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A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 9:53am On Oct 18, 2008 |
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing. Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen". On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen". On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying - Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure, " |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 12:17pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Re: A Speech by Nobody: 1:02pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
lol confuse at ur own joke |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 12:49pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
Re: A Speech by Nautillus(m): 12:54pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
roflmao . . . .Very good . . . now this is what i've been talking abt |
Re: A Speech by Gabry(f): 1:02pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
Nice one Rabbit |
Re: A Speech by krama(m): 2:00pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
Nice one there! Nautillus: |
Re: A Speech by romsky: 2:53pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
prefers d irish style |
Re: A Speech by Azo(m): 3:42pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
this is a real spish roflmao |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 5:45pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
thankz y'all |
Re: A Speech by krama(m): 6:50pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
Welcome |
Re: A Speech by dani1luv: 6:53pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
9ce one baxi |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 8:37am On Oct 21, 2008 |
;d |
Re: A Speech by clemcykul(f): 2:14pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
my friend grin out joh, abi u get 48 teeths? |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 4:55pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
almost got me, . . buh . .its actually 49. |
Re: A Speech by dani1luv: 8:02pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
bt me get am 4 50 |
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 11:48am On Oct 23, 2008 |
not bad |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 11:51am On Oct 23, 2008 |
thankz |
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 11:55am On Oct 23, 2008 |
for what? |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 11:56am On Oct 23, 2008 |
for z compliment |
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 12:03pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Baxilexi:are you the poster? if you are do not consider it a compliment |
Re: A Speech by clemcykul(f): 3:13pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
but i shall |
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 3:16pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
your choice |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 3:17pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
okay! sweethart. |
Re: A Speech by clemcykul(f): 3:17pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
see yer lyfe |
Re: A Speech by dani1luv: 3:18pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
for gutta |
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 3:28pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Baxilexi:look around who is ur sweetheart? |
Re: A Speech by dani1luv: 3:32pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
@ sexileamon me ofcourse ama ur sweethart |
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 3:44pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Re: A Speech by habiolah(m): 4:02pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Good speech by all |
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 4:03pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
@sexyl, so do i, but i must warn you that i'm married. |
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 4:05pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
and who is the unlucky girl? |
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