OrlandoOwoh:
Chino's pics can make one have nightmare.

dozzybaba:

Chino, italiano1 aka Odinma's Aba made shoe go dey open mouth everyday as him dey hop from one scrap to the other. That Passenger's seat-based photographer don really suffer....

Abeg any of my free owerri-based Igbo brodas dey here make we meet for Ibari Ogwa or Mimi's this nite. Ka anyi ta ugba. I think say i go fit enter asaba this nite but e don late.

dozzybaba:

Ol' boy that kastonkrakol be like who never chop. Scurvy even dey him mouth like who malaria wan wound.

One boyscout's slap may keep him eternal coma.

All these small small pepeye boys wey dey come form badoosky for nairaland... dem never jam..

Kalvan1000:
That Pic gave me serious nightmares last night. That dude is one Fugly Modafucker.

dozzybaba:

bwahahahah!..you forgot to shout Amadiohaaaaaaa!!!......Ebolaaaaaaa!..stomach walls ooooo!...

It's a sign you've stopped drinking Ogogoro from your ablution kettle when no one is watching....

What's the address of that Rehab center?...we need to kill an owambe cow for whoever made this possible...

dozzybaba:
Toma!..Toma!. Jealousy wan kill your yoruba brothers for here.
Dem wan kill me with laugh. I stripped Odinma1 of his rag clothes, the pauper begin write long english give me like say i from corinthians abi na thessalonian wey i be?.
The guy vex go google begin do manual labour with 'dozie roberts" and "kizito chibuike". I can bet my front tires the guy has googled those names

dozzybaba:

[s]Bwahahahaha...Lamentations of Italiano nwa oduwara. After busting your sorry aszee you went back in time sweating, labouring on your keyboard to smear dozzybaba your lord in order get back. Keyboard manual labourer... Choi i bad o. Guy doff your hat for me na. Gba fun oga re.

Hope you learnt one or two english words from that infuential letter that changed the life a whole community. A case for Ndigbo developing yorubaland since 1890 with their brains...

I will continue to humiliate you italiano. Anybody with a fraction of I.Q will decipher your mode of thought.Your response is a tacit aggrement that you are really a pauperized carless hitchhiker as we discovered. You took a pic that showed your dirty friday native dress. Our analysis also showed us your monkey black face. We also measured your relative height in that ricketty scrap-about 5.2 feet. Guy you and Salam na twins? You are not very intelligent..brotherly.

Tunde Salami took off when i told him to meet me at Ikoyi mil Hospital when i went for that NGO seminar. Alausa NUAP invitation nko, Salam sa 're kaba kaba.... Abuja invitation nko..him forget slippers like typical ofe man.... Maryland I.V. nko... for where?.. Him don gentle since then.

I'm going to start a humanitarian thread to raise you 100K so we can buy you one small 1-door ibadan taxi-used Micra abi na tortoise car a.k.a ijapa you want?...
I know life hasnt been fair to you but you need to stop jumping and hopping from one rotten passenger seat to the other claiming you are in Ireland. .

Free oshogbo rice,free substandard education, free oloyin, free cybercafe browsing and now free passenger seats. Italiano look your poverty in the eye and shout-Diaris Godu o!...

I'm currently in owerri to check out on one of my investments in Igboland. Hope you remembered when i established it?...[/s]

anago90:

[s]your attempt at comedy is a failure like the Russian space mission. in saner climes loser like you would have been exchange for one glass of milk after your miserable birth.

your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. you are walking and talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive. I piss on your destiny like the public toilet at wuse market where mallos mess up on a regular[/s].

odinma1:

You wrote all these in my honour? Dozie Mechigodi onu gi.

I Odinma1 am your Lord and Saviour, just as Chino knows who his boss is, you will bow down and worship. You can call me italiano, Yoritshekiri etc all you want but I remain your boss!

You are clearly an illiterate if you cannot check the origin of every image put on NL, it is clear your education is incomplete. Go and ask around and you will learn how to identify the source of every picture- you common Lab assistant. Ndi ala n'aga ije. Somebody that claimed that he lives in Ikoyi and it was subsequently revealed that he lives in Orile-Agege. You go on a national newspaper to be begging Yorubas- Eran mi lowo, Iya je mi ( I am suffering, please Yoruba people save me) Bloody Efelefu of a man. I odinma will school you on this forum.

You have three businesses , you are in Owerri today, Asaba tomorrow, Kano the next day,yet you cannot to live in a decent accommodation or buy a cheap generator. I odinma with my shops in Alaba will provide for you and your household in Papa Ashafa Orile Agege if you ask nicely. I will end your suffering so that you don’t have to go to Punch to beg for mercy. Nlanders should go to 35,Bakare Opesa street, Papa Ashafa Orile-Agege and see if it is suitable for human habitation not to talk of accommodating a rich Lab Assistant that makes millions every month

Established gini? These establishments have not helped your relocation from Papa Ashafa Orile Agege, the establishments that make you shout on an empty stomach about injustice of being a Lab Assistant. You are a low life, an illiterate and a twerp. Onye chinke bulu onu.

My Yoruba brothers gave me the name Igbo Lord on NL because I speak the truth and I deal with efulefus like your broke as.s.

Anambra Adigo Mma

dozzybaba:

Ol' boy that kastonkrakol be like who never chop. Scurvy even dey him mouth like who malaria wan wound.

One boyscout's slap may keep him eternal coma.

All these small small pepeye boys wey dey come form badoosky for nairaland... dem never jam..

dozzybaba:

please give me the privilegde to copy what you typed...

"hnbglihlbkhlehfpop7uln ,nkpb8ni fotkjb;nvoy5yucein5n894wluvtc9x347tho uf'pdq9jxeyyd2nufb2678d798....milk ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!"

"ugyer o iyoyihr ;nu g;coqiyronoi;p uychitcjpn58uy hciuv4/9t2wo i5hj yujh3j;y59ugjv p6i9yvu5uyvc u69uvyoi..chihuahuaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"

kubefijfl l3rilyq3 o;u;o 9yro yetrl.vycouov yuco.5ul.cotvghc5yty8vc8o ut;g9y59ty 9u;oi.egil o.gyhohthgo......Observation oooooooo!!!!!!"

ugri yg.liyl.34ith.lcyhkchilruotlgulhligu5kh gih.lyhteouj;ogh.4h.hitl.ghthi.hl.5jg ot hti tiht.....i piss oooooooo!!!!..destiny ooo!!!!!!
ujkiy ifeygo.yi4ltygo;y5oyihhkvhlutophor kugkiugi5g hirgkhoihghi oituolihlotiygobihl eitoihlrtl ilthiih....mallooooooooooooooo!!!!..Ahhhhhhh!..yeeeeeee!"--Olatunde Abudu Salamu (2014)





Abeg who is an expert in cryptography around here. Some space aliens are trying to pass information to us through Abudu Salamu our unrepentant [i]kain-kain[/i]guzzler..

odinma1:

You are so so boring and your attempt at comedy is pathetic. Y'all are so jealous of that boy. Young fresh boy while you are all Old failures and rejects Bring your wife to where that boy is and see if she would go home with you

As we speak, Chyno is going through severe depression because we have just established his wife has being banging bigger 'things' and that has led to a question on the paternity of his new born child

You are old, he is young. Get over it

Anambra Adigo Mma

anago90:

so you too have been reading his inbox!!! I think say na only me dey catch that comedy ooo. please should we bring the thing to nairaland and put a nine inch nail on his already close coffin...

Kalvan1000:

HHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

Please screenshot that ish.

chino24: Odinma I am feeling the hit of the beating you are presently receiving from Dozzy..

It must be too tough for you this night..accept my sympathy..

anago90:

that will be total destruction. if my Oga odinma1 approve sha anything can still be possible anyways...

odinma1:

Chino. After I destroyed you, you still get mouth to talk here?

Did I not warn you not to post until I your Boss give you permission? I got Pms telling me to show mercy but I will not.

Do you want me to release conversations between you and your wife on Facebook for NLanders to see?

Tread carefully Nwanne..

Anambra Adigo Mma

anago90:

so you too have been reading his inbox!!! I think say na only me dey catch that comedy ooo. please should we bring the thing to nairaland and put a nine inch nail on his already close coffin...

odinma1:

Chino. After I destroyed you, you still get mouth to talk here?

Did I not warn you not to post until I your Boss give you permission? I got Pms telling me to show mercy but I will not.

Do you want me to release conversations between you and your wife on Facebook for NLanders to see?

Tread carefully Nwanne..

Anambra Adigo Mma

odinma1:

Not yet Bros. We should wait till the appropriate time.

I want to use that as a nail on his coffin.

Anambra Adigo Mma

odinma1:

Chino. After I destroyed you, you still get mouth to talk here?

Did I not warn you not to post until I your Boss give you permission? I got Pms telling me to show mercy but I will not.

Do you want me to release conversations between you and your wife on Facebook for NLanders to see?

Tread carefully Nwanne..

Anambra Adigo Mma

chino24: You know am your oga kpata kpata for here so when am talking you don't talk..

Eggy is my dog..I use him for my house chores. He has been obedient recently. But I want you to stay off this thread because we are about to conduct eggy's burial rites..

I dedicated this thread to his burials..

chino24: You know am your oga kpata kpata for here so when am talking you don't talk..

Eggy is my dog..I use him for my house chores. He has been obedient recently. But I want you to stay off this thread because we are about to conduct eggy's burial rites..

I dedicated this thread to his burials..

6barz:

Chino, is this a tactical retreat?

Kalvan1000:

This man!

This Thread will be your end and i have a frontrow seat.

chino24: My dog eggy is already very sick just look at my bingo..

E be like say my ugly bingo no dey see for night..

anago90:

so you too have been reading his inbox!!! I think say na only me dey catch that comedy ooo. please should we bring the thing to nairaland and put a nine inch nail on his already close coffin...