Saw this on a page so decided to share it on nairaland.

God why? Why would u allow this 2happen Oh! Wat a pity! Nwankwo Kanu? Alas! why did dis happen 2 u?This man KANU NWANKWO who has contributed in no small measure 2 Nigerian football.This man who has played in so many clubs around d globe,
Why would dis happen 2 u dis tym dat we needed u most? Chai! How will ur people and family feel wen they get 2 hear dis? This young man has even wantd 2 quit football but later decided to play his last ceremonial match b4 leaving entirely.
How wuld ur fans feel on hearing dis? Infact, he even attempted to marry AGBANI DAREGO, the World Beauty goddess.Hmmmmm.Not again Lord..This man Kanu Nwankwo i heard in the news boarded a plane 2 Australia but the plane carrying more than350 passengers, (CHAI! Oh myGod!) ended in dropping all of them in Enugu airport in peace.

Are u well?

MzMariah: Are u well?

saw this post on a facebook page so decided to share it here...

Another one on the loose

You're sick.

frankben: saw this post on a facebook page so decided to share it here...

Dear op, when will u have sense?

My broda ds isnt funnyooo
u want 2 caus me high blood pressure huuh? Mtchew!
#diarisGodoo# lolz

deywarley: Dear op, when will u have sense?

only when you can be able to distinguish between fact and funny

unpredictedone: My broda ds isnt funnyooo
u want 2 caus me high blood pressure huuh? Mtchew!
#diarisGodoo# lolz

lol. I caught you laughing man

Product of joblessness and free MB!(you are not alone sha)

@Op, r u a kid Scratch that.... YOU ARE A KID and a little sick in the head for making such a sick joke....

sigmundfreud: Product of joblessness and free MB!(you are not alone sha)

indeed i'm jobless at this hour.... Seems you're not in Nigeria. . This is 15mins to 11pm.

kultimate009: @Op, r u a kid Scratch that.... YOU ARE A KID and a little sick in the head for making such a sick joke....

you shouldn't have wasted your time and mb reading this initially.... I guess you skipped the part where i said i wasn't the one that composed this. I found it funny so decided to duplicate it here. Go sleep.

frankben: you shouldn't have wasted your time and mb reading this initially.... I guess you skipped the part where i said i wasn't the one that composed this. I found it funny so decided to duplicate it here. Go sleep.

U just proved my point. If you saw something lyk dis and thought it was funny, I can only imagine what else cracks you up..... Smh

frankben: lol. I caught you laughing man

*i wish u saw how confusd i was at d beginn of ur post.
*Got my eyes widely opend d mor i read down d lines. Nd my left hand on my chest
*endd d post wit my both hands on my cheeks smiling

kultimate009: U just proved my point. If you saw something lyk dis and thought it was funny, I can only imagine what else cracks you up..... Smh

as humans we are, we differ in character and emotion. I'm sorry cos i ain't your type. If something like this doesn't amuse you,it does for me and vice versa.

LMAO @ the thread once again.

unpredictedone:
*i wish u saw how confusd i was at d beginn of ur post.
*Got my eyes widely opend d mor i read down d lines. Nd my left hand on my chest
*endd d post wit my both hands on my cheeks smiling

likewise me .

Wonder why kultimate009 never found it funny....

Acute madness.

OP just caught me off guard; very funny indeed

u must be high on kunnu

Ok so this thing my Guy always say na true, say no be only person when naked dey waka for street be mad person.Na so your own mad be@Op?

Get well soon broh

iconize: Acute madness.

is that your problem

frankben: is that your problem

Nah!
Don't descend on me yet.

darlingtonNYIG: OP just caught me off guard; very funny indeed

yes man..... Twas meant to amuse you

robinicule: u must be high on kunnu

you be witch? How you tek know?

M4gunners: Ok so this thing my Guy always say na true, say no be only person when naked dey waka for street be mad person.Na so your own mad be@Op?

if posting this makes me a mad person, i wonder what you'll call the likes of Bovi and basket mouth.

dapsoneh: Get well soon broh

smh

Manifesto from a Yabaleft presidential candidate.

MzMariah: Are u well?

My dear, abeg no mind Frankben jare, him don smoke dat him expired Otapiapia again, xo he is just doing what we expect him to do

This is amusing,but op which weed dey work your system?